(1) 30 gm gold, 15 bolts, 2kg grass, 2nails, 5kg mud U MIGHT BE THINKING WHT R ALL THESE ?? THIS IS SCAN REPORT OF
(2) Kaun banega crorepati program: AMITABH: what is
(3) RAILWAY LO JOB VUNDI CHESTAVA?? SALARY: 70000 QUALI: ANY DEGREE 50% DUTY: TRAIN HEAD LIGHT PAGILINDHI; TORCH TISUKONI TRAIN MUNDHU PARIGETTALI…
(4) HOW AMAZING A MOTHER CAN MAKE HER SON INTELLIGENT IN 2O YEARS BUT A GIRL CAN MADE HIM FOOL WITH IN 2SEC BY USING THE WORD LOVE?
(5) GUDDODI CHETULO TORCH, MOOGODI CHETILO MIKE, CHEVITODI CHETILO RADIO&---@@!! NEECHATILO
(6) NIKOKATI CHUPISTAAA 1 OK CHUSAAVUGAA REPU 2 CHUPISTAA...
(7) A DOCTOR AND NURCES R U WANT TO OPERATE A MENTAL PATIENT. BUT THE OPERATION WAS NOT STARTED BECAUSE THE PATIENT WAS READING THIS MESSAGE...
(8) FRIENDSHIP IS RELATIONSHIP BETWEENS EYE & HAND. WHEN HAND GETS INJURY EYE WILL CRY. WHEN EYE CRIES HAND WILL TRY TO WIPE IT. EYE IS U&HAND IS ME. MY FRIEND…
(9) SUMTIMES I FEEL WHAT I EARNED IN LIFE, MONEY?? NO!!! NAME?? NO!!! FAME?? NO!!! BUT I EARNED THE MOST PRECIOUS THING! NICE FRIEND LIKE UI….
(10) A LITTLE BIT CANGE FOR A REGULAR GOODNITE... HEY, BOOTA, PRETA, PISAACHA, SAKINI, DAKINI, KASMORA, AND JUST KEEP QUITE,
(11) SWEET FRUITS ARE NICE 2 EAT. SWEET WORDS ARE EASY 2 SAY BUT SWEET PERSON IS HARD 2 FIND… MY GOODNESS! I GOT “U”...MY FRIEND …
(12) TEJATV LO, ETVLO, GEMINI TV LO, TV9 LO, NEWSPAPER LO, E-MAILS LO CHEBUDAAMANUKUNNAA KANI FINANCIAL PROBLEM CHETA
(13) SHAKEELA WANT TO COMMIT SUISIDE. SHE SAT ON A RAILWAY TRAC&STRECHED HER LEGS NEXT DAY BREAKING NEWS ONE TRAIN IS MISSED…..
(14) WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OWN WIFE & OTHERS WIFE OWN WIFE- CHOCALATE CAN EAT ANYTIME OTHERS WIFE- ICECREAM EAT QUICLY….
(15) LIFE IS ONLY ONCE, TODAY”S MOMENTS BECOME TOMORROWS MEMORY, ENJOY EVERY MOMENT GOOD OR BAD, BCOZ TODAY IS GIFT SO IT CALLED “PRESENT” ….
(16) LIFE LAUGHS AT U WHEN
(17) GO TO THE WINDOW, LOOK OT SIDE; SOME ONE IS WAITING FOR
(18) GANGULY: YOUR OUT FIELD IS NOT SUITABLE FOR ME, THE PITCH IS DRY THE GRASS IS NOT CUT WELL WIFE: THIS IS THE PITCH WHICH INZAMAM GOT 100
(19) ENTER THE PASSWORD TO TOUCH MY HEART * ** *** **** WRONG CODE! U HAV TOUCHED MY LEGS. ANYWAY, TAKE MY BLESSINGS – AYUSHMAN BHAVAA….
(20) CHINNA: WHY CHILDREN”S DAY HELD AT November 14. KANNA: AS IT COMES AFTER 9 MONTHS FROM FEBRAVARY 14…
(21) DAUGHTER: MOTHER, WHEN SEE BOYS WITH OUT SHIRT, MY JACKET IS TIGHT. MOTHER: DOESN’T WORRY U GO WITH OUT JACKET; THEIR PANTS WILL BE TIGHT…
(22) SARDAR INDIAN FLAG KOSAM SHOP KI VELLADU... FLAG CHUSI SARDAR YEDO ADIGAADU. DHANIKI SHOP VAADU SHOCK AYYADU... GUESS WHAT??? SARDAR ASKED HIM INDULO COLOURS CHUPINCHANDI...
(23) TRUE FRIENDS ARE THOSE WHO CARE WITHOUT HESITATION… REMEMBER WITH OUT LIMITATION 4GIVE WITH OUT EXPLANATION & LOVE EVEN WID LITTLE COMMUNICATION….
(24) GALLILEO: GREAT MIND. EINSTEIN: GENIUS MIND.
(25) HART RECIVE “LOVE “MINDS RECEIVE “WISDOM “HANDS RECEIVE “GIFTS” AND ONLY SPECIAL PEOPLE RECIVE MY MSG………
(26) 10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER” 1. SAVE TIME 2.CAN SLEEP WELL 3. DON’T HAVE TO BOTHER ABOUT MISSED CALLS 4. DON’T HAVE TO WORRY HOW U LOOK 5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURENT 6. NO BORING SMS I THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT 7. CAN THALK WITH ANY ONE 8. U WON’T HER MIGILINA RENDU MIKU TELUKADA ALANTIVI CHEPPAKUDADHU…
(27) STARS+MOON ROMANTIC NIGHT BIRDS+SKY LOVELY DAY FOREST+ANIMALS NATURAL WORLD U+
(28) L O V E : L{
(29) GOD ASKED ME, WHAT MAKES HAPPY? HE EXPECTED ME TO SAY WELTH&FAME. BUT SUDDENLY CELL BEEPED&
(30) SARDAR IS GETTING DOWN AT EVERY STATION & WAS BUY TICKET 4NEXT STATION. MAN ASKED HIM “WHY R U DOUING LIKE THIS”? HE REPLIED DOCTOR ADVISED ME NOT 2 DO LONG JOURNEY….
(31) 7RULES TO BE HAPPY 1.NEVER HATE 2.DONT WORRY 3.LIVE SIMPLE 4.EXPECT LITTLE 5. GIVE A
(32) SILENCE IS THE
(33) TWO PEOPLE ARE ASKED ME
(34) CHIKEN—READY? YES BOSS. FISH—READY? YES BOSS. EGG—READY? YES BOSS. MUTTON—READY? NO BOSS… WHY?? BAKARA IS STILL READING THIS MSG BOSS….
(35) 24 SWEET HRS MAKE 1 SWEET DAY, 7SWEET DAYS MAKE 1 SWEET WEEK, 4 SWEET WEEKS MAKE 1 SWEET MONTH, BUT 1 FRIEND LIKE U MAKE A SWEET LIFEE…..
(36) WOMENS ARE MONKEYS... THEY WANT BANANAS... MANS ARE LIKE RATS... THEY WANT HOLES...
(37) THREE MONKEYS ARE ESCAPED FROM ZOOO. ONE FOUND DRINKIND COCA COLA SECOND ONE PLAYING CRICKET, THIRD ONE IS READIND THIS MSG…
(38) “WAYS TO DIE” 1. BUY A CUP OF POISION. 2. CUT WITH KNIFE. 3. HEAR
(39) WIFE: HOW MUCH U LOVES ME. HUSBEND: LIKE SHAJHAHAN. WIFE: THEN WHEN WILL U BUILT A TAJMAHAL. HUSBEND: I HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT A LAND. IM WAITING FOR
(40) BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB INKA PRACTICE CHALU.
(41) L-LOVE, I-IMAGINATION, F_FRIEND, E_ENTERTAINMENT “LIFE” WILL BECOME “LIE” IF THERE IS NO”F” OF FRIEND: SO BE MY FRIEND FOR EVER 1.
(42) THIS IS A CRIME STORY, 5 FRIENDS LIVED IN A ROOM, NAMELY MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, SOMEBODY, NOBODY, AND ONEDAY SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY THAT TIME BRAIN WAS IN BATHROOM, MAD CALLED POLICE. MAD: IT’S THAT POLICE STATION? POLICE: WHAT THE MATTER? MAD: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY. POLICE: ARU MAD?. MAD: YES IM MAD, POLICE: DON’T HAVE U BRAIN, MADE: BRAIN IS IN BATHROOM, POLICE: U FOOL, MAD: NO FOOL IS READING THIS MSG……
(43) THE NUMERICAL VALUE OF L+O+V+E=54 BUT THE NUMERICAL VALUE OF F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108 LOVE+LOVE= FRIENDSHIP, SO FRIENDSHIP IS 2 TIMES GRATER THEN LOVE..
(44) I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY SHH….. MELLAGAA ANUKO AVARAINA VINTAARUU…
(45) TWO LOVERS PLAN 2 SUCIDE BOY JUMPED FIRST, GIRL CLOSED EYES & RETURN BACK SAYING “LOVE IS BLIND”, BOY IN AIR OPEND HIS PARASHUTE SAYING “LOVE NEVER DIES”!!
(46)
(47) NUMBER MAGIC: IN UR CELL NUMBERS, LAST DIGIT X 2 ,+5, X50, +UR AGE, +365 & -615 THE LAST2DIGITS IS UR AGE &1ST NUMBER IS UR CELLS LAST NUMBER…JUST DO IT…….
(48) ANTS WARE BATHING&ELEPHANT JUMPED IN TO POOL ALL ANTS GOT OUT OF WATER, 1 ANT CLIMBED ON THE BACK OF THE ELEPHANT... ALL ANTS SHOUTED “MUNCHU RA NA KODUKUNI MUCHU”…..
(49) WHY DOES ALL MONKEYS SCRATCH ITS BODY????????????WHY?????????WHY???????WHY?????ANYWAY IT’S YOUR PERSONAL MATER…..I WONT INTERFERE….
(50) MUKESH SAID ANILAMBANI “I WANT 2 KISS
(51) MALIIGAADU, GOLLIGAADU, CHETTAGAADU FRIENDS MALLIIGAADU 10TH CHADUVUTUNNAADUU, GOLLIGAADU INTER 1ST YEAR CHADUVUTUNNAADU, CHETTAGAADU READIND THIS MSG…
(52) U R WITH SWETTER ADHI CHALIKAALAM, U R WITH UR UMBRELLA ADHI VAANAAKAALAM, U R WITH COOLAER ADHI VESAVI KALAM, UR WITH UR LOVER ADHI POYAAKAALAM…
(53) EYES:2 LOOK AT U, HANDS:2 PRAY 4U, MIND:2 THINK OF U, HEART:2 CARE 4U, LIPS:2****U, LIPS:2 **S*U, LIPS2:*IS*U, LIPS:2 U WISH U…
(54) A SPECIAL QUECTION 2U. B HONEST WHILE ANSWERING. ANSWER IT BY SAYING “TELUSU” OR “TELIYADU” ONLY. “NEEKU SCREW LOOSE ANI ME FRIENDS KI TELUSAA????”
(55) IN A MEETING ADAVANI GAVE LOTUS 2 SONIA TO IMPRESS HER, SONIA SLAPPED HIM. ADVANI: Y DID U BEAT ME? SONIA: U GAVE
(56) FLASH… BALAKRISHNA NEW FILM WITH MALLIKA SARVATH. TITTLE: SANKALO TUPAKI PAKKANA LAPAKI DIRECTION: R.NARAYANAMURTHY…
(57) SUN FEELS JELOUS AS
(58) THE HAPPYNESS U GIVE MAKES U HAPPIER. THEN THE HAPPINESS U RECIVE.
(59) FRIENDSHIP IS NOT AN EXAM TO PASS OR FAIL, IT’S NOT A COMPITATION 2WIN OR LOOSE, IT’S A FEELING IN WHICH U CARE 4 SUM1 MORE U DO 4UR SELF…
(60) KAALI MSG PAMPUTUNNAA… TISUKO..
(61) A SINGANNA FELL IN LOVE WITH A NURSE. HE WANT 2WRITE A LETTER 2HER. HE THINK&THINK& WRITE LIKE THIS: I LOVE U SISTER!!
(62) EACH MOMENT OF
(63) BUY A SCOOTY, PICKUP A BEAUTY, DRINK FROOTY, and TAKE HER 2OOTY REMOVE HER NIGHTY, AND DO
(64) JUST IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT BOYS.;;;; THE ANSWER: MARKETS SILENT, STREETS EMPTY, THE POLICE AT REST, ALL MOBILE COMPNIES IN LOSS NO SMS, NO FLOWERS, NO VALENTAINES, NO CANDLES, NO PERFUMES, NO TRAVALING, ALL THE GIRLS DIRECT TO HEAVEN…
(65) WHAT IS LOVE? LOVE IS
(66) 1MSG RECIVED, 1PERSON SENT IT, 1MONKEY IS READING IT, MONKEY ANGRY NOW, MONKEY IS STILL READING INKA EEMI LEDU…
(67) CAN I SPELL S_UCESS WITHOUT U? OR C_TE? OR H_MBLE? OR F_TURE? OR TR_ST? WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT U? J IM PRO_D 2HAV FRIEND LIKE YO_?
(68) ENGLISH TEACHER: “ONE CUTE AND YOUNG GIRL WALKING ON THE ROAD.” CHANGE THIS IN TO AN EXCLAMATORY SENTENCE. STUDENT: “HEY MAMA SUPER FIGURE RA”J
(69) ANVESHINCHEDHI MANISHI, AAKARSHINCHDHI MANASU, ANDANIDHI AAKASAM, AAGANIDHI KAALAM, ANTHARINCHI POYEDHI JIVITHAM, ANUNITHYAM TODUNDEDHI SNEHAM.
(70) ADVANTAGES OF BREAST MILK, A. NO NEED TO BOIL. B. CAT CANNOT STEAL. C. AVAILABLE IN ATTRACTIVE CONTAINERS. D. LIKED BY ALL AGE GROUP. E. EK PAR EK FREE.
(71) SARDAR AGAIN….SITTING IN HIS TV ROOM AND THINKING HARD. WIFE: ASKS KYA SOCHTE HO? SARDAR: YE STAR TV WALE KO KAISE PATA CHALTA HAI KI “
(72) A SARDAR ENTER LADIS TOILET AND THE LADY INSIDE SCREAMS “THIS IS 4LADIES ONLY” SARDAR PULL DOWN HIS PANTS ANS SAYS “THIS IS ALSO 4LADIS ONLY”.
(73) RINA: WHAT IS DEFFERENCE BETWEEN BOYS&GIRLS? TINA: BOYS ARE NAUGHTY.WE ARE BEAUTY. RINA: THEY ARE LIER. WE ARE FIRE. TINA: THEY HAVE CHEST WE HAVE BREAST. RINA: THEY HAVE MUSCLE.WE HAVE NIPPLE. TINA: THEY HAVE NIGHT FALL.WE HAVE 2BIG BALLS. RINA: THEY HAVE A BIG POLE. WE HAVE A BIG HOLE. TINA: THEY CAN FIGHT.WE CAN BITE. RINA: THEY CAN FUCK.WE CAN SUCK. TINA: THEY ARE BRILLIANT. WE ARE PREGNANT.
(74) SLEEPING DURATIN: FOR WOMEN: 5HRS, FOR MEN: 6HRS, FOR CHILDREN: 7HRS, 4MONKEY: 8HRS. HELLOO MY DEAR!
(75) BIOLOGY TEACHER ASKS STUDENT TO DRAW THE FEMALE REPRODUCIVE SYSTEM A GIRL FEELS SHY AND LOOKS DOWN. A NAUGHTY BOY SHOUTS…..MISS SHE IS COPPYING. J
(76) 10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT U! 1.
(77) 21ST CENTURY LFE′LESS”
(78) DON’T LOVE A FRIEND LIKE A FLOWER, --- ;---;< @ BECAUSE A FLOWER DIES IN HOUR. LOVE THEM LIKE A RIVER, BECAUSE A RIVER----____-----____------ FLOWS FOREVER.
(79) VIRABUSINA VENNELA KARIGIPOTUNDHI, VIKASINCHINA PUSHPAM VAADIPOTUNDHI, KAANI CHIGURINCHINA SNEHAM CHIRAKAALAM MIGILIPOTUNDHI….
(80) BE COOL AS ICE!, BE CLEAR AS WATER!, BE PURE AS MILK!, BE SOFT AS BABY!, BE CUTE AS YOU!, SO THAT YOU CAN BE SMART FOR EVER LIKE “ME”.
(81) 7TIPIS TO BE HAPPY. 1. NEVERLATE. 2. DON’T CHEAT. 3. LIVE SIMPLE. 4. EXPECT LITTLE. 5. WORK MORE. 6. ALLWAYS SMILE. &&7.HAVE a FRIEND LIKE ME.
(82) NO ONE IS BORN HAPPY, BUT EVERY ONE IS BORN WITH ABILITY TO CREATE HAPPINIESS, SO TODAY MAKES EVERY ONE HAPPY BY FLASHING
(83) ONE DAY A MAN HAD DREAM THAT SOMEONE KILLED HIM. NEXT DAY HE CLEARED HIS BANKBALENCE. WHY?? BECEAUSE, IN THE BANT IT WAS WRITTEN “WE MAKE
(84) INTERVIEW: BOSS: WHERE R U BORN? SINGANNA: ANAKAPALLI. BOSS: WHICH PART? SINGANNA: YENTI WHICH PART?
(85) SOMEONE LOVES U, CARING U, PROTECTCTING U GUESS WHO????????? YOUR STREET DOG.
(86) >>-----> >>-----> PO BAANAM
(87) SMILE IS A LANGUAGE OF LOVE. SMILE IS A SOURCE TO WIN HARTS. SMILE CREATS GREATNESS IN
(88) DO U WANT TO KNOW WHO LOVES U MORE… GO TO WRITE MSG ACTIVE DICTIONARY ENGLISH ON AND PRESS 668437 BUTTONS U WILL B SURPRISED…
(89) BEST GIFT =Z=I=N=D=G=I BEST EHSAS =K=H=U=S=H=I= BEST FEELING =P=Y=A=R= BEST RELATION =D=O=S=T=I= BEST PERSON =H=U=M= BEST FRIEND =T=U=M=.
(90) LAKA LAKA LAKA RAJADHIRAJA, RAJAMARTHANDA, RAGAGAMBHIRA, MAHARAJASRI, SRI SRI “ABHIRAM” GARU ALREADY NIDRA POVUCHUNNAARAHOOOO.
(91) IN LIFE 5 THINGS CAN COME AT ANY TIME… MONKEY, FRIENDSHIP, LOVE, DEATH AND???????.......... MY SMS.. OH OH…
(92) A DRUNKEN SINGANNAA WAS CREATING NUSANCE N HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE COURT. JUDGE SAID “ORDER, ORDER” SINGANNA REPLIED “ONE MC DOWELL WITH SODA AND 3KINGS PLEASE”.
(93) ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?? TO KNOW THE ANSWER SEES DOWN...
NOT HERE U FOOLS….
(94) TEN GIRLS JUMPED IN TO SWIMMING POOL. ALL WATER DISAPPEARED WHY? WHY?.................................... ANSWER,………………… NEW WHISPER ULTRA ABSORBED ALL.
(95) BHARATIYUDU KILLS INJUSTICE TAGORE KILLS CORRUPTION APARICHITUDU KILLS NEGILIGENCE MANMADHA KILLS FLIRTS RAJANIKANTH KILLS DEVILS ONLY BALAYYA KILLS AUDIENS.
(96) A PROTITUTE, A MAN AND A GUY, WERE ARGUING AS TO WHO IS THE BEST. PROSTITUTE SAYS: I SATISFY MEN. MAN SAYS I SATISFY WOMEN. COME ON SAY SOMETHING…
(97) I WISH A WISH 4U IT’S A WISH I WISH 4FEW, THE WISH I WISH 4U IS THAT ALL UR WISHES COME TRUE SO KEEP WISHING AS MY BEST WISHES ARE ALWAYS WITH U.. HAVE A………..
(98) MY
(99) JUDGE: WHY DO U WANT DIVORCE? MAN: SHE DOESNOT SATISFY ME ON BED. JUDGE ASKED HER JUDGE: IS IT TRUE MADEM? LADY: DAMIT!! THE WHOLE COLONY IS HAPPY, ONLY THIS PERSON DOSNT LIKE………….
(100) BOSS: OH RITA, YOU HAVE TYPED AS LANGAPPA INSTEAD OF LINGAPPA RITA: OH SIR, WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? BOSS: SIMPLE RITA, REMOVE LANGA AND INSERT LINGA.
(101) WIFE IS A “RECEVIED CALL” NIGHBOUR GIRL IS “DIALED CALL” AUNTY IS “MISSED CALL” LOVER IS “WAITING CALL” WOUDBE IS “FIXED CALL” BUT FRIENDSHIP IS “FEVICOL”.
(102) GUD TIME, BAD TIME, DAY TIME, NIGHT TIME, WORK TIME, OFF TIME, HAPPY TIME, SAD TIME, SLEEP TIME, ANY TIME MY FRIENDSHIP WILL BE “LIFE TIME”.
(103) A DOCTOR CAN SAVE MY LIFE. A LAWYER CAN DEFEND MY LIFE. A SOLDER CAN GIVE ME A PEACESULL LIFE. BUT ONLY A FRIEND LIKE U CAN GIVE ME
(104) 2PIGS THALKING WHILE EATING. 1ST: AREY MANAM ROJU INTHA MANDHINI THINTAM MARI MANADI YEVARU THINTAARURA? 2ND: YE VURUKO BEY TINETAPPUDU GALEEZ MATALU MAATLADAKU...
(105) NIGHT IS SILENT, NIGHT IS BEAUTIFULL, NIGHT IS CALM, and NIGHT IS QUITE…. BUT NIGHT IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT WISHING U.
(106) I AM GIVING A GOLDEN CHANCE FOR U, TO ACT IN A FILM, A HERO, U R THE PRODUCER/HERO, I AM A DIRECTOR. DOES U KNOW WHAT IS TITTLE? NANNU NAMMKO UNNADI AMMUKO…
(107) SNEHAM ANEDHI
(108) GOD CREATED HEAT AND CALLED IT SUN. HE CREATED ENTERTAIN AND CALLD IT MOON. HE CREATED U AND CALLED IT MY HEART.
(109) I FEEL THE FEEL U FEEL, DO U FEEL THE FEEL THE FEEL I FEEL, I ALSO FEEL THE FEEL U FEEL, SO THAT U CAN BOTH FEEL THE SAMEFEEL THAT WE ARE FRIENDS.
(110) A FLOWER NEVER KNOWS HOW BEAUTIFULL IT IS. A SEA NEVER KNOWS HOW DEEP IT IS. U NEVER KNOW HOW VALUABLE
(111) GOD SAW U HUNGRY, HE CREATED DOMINOS PIZZA. HE SAW U THRISTY, HE CREATED PEPSI. HE SAW IN DARK, HE CREATED LIGHT. HE SAW OF WITHOUT PROBLEMS, HE CREATED U.
(112) JOCK OF THE TODAY! RICKY : NENU NINNU LOVE CHESTUNNANU PARIPODAMA… GIRL: CHEPPU TEGUDDHI RICKY: PARAVALEDU CHETILO PATTUKUNI PARIGETTU…
(113) REMEMBERENCE IS THE SWEETEST FLOWER IN THE
(114) I HAVE A SPECIAL DINNER4U. A GLASS OF GOOD LUCK, A BOWL OF SMILES, A PLATE FULL OF HAPPINESS AND A KNIFE 2CUT ALL WORRIES AWAY 2HAVE SWEET DREAMS.
(115)
(116) EVERY SECOND GOD REEMBER U. EVERY MINUTE GOD CANT MISS U,EVERY HOUR GOD CARES 4U, BCOZ EVERYDAY I PRAY 2GOD 2TAKE CARE OF U.
(117) A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J A: UR ATTRACTIVE. B:
(118) THE SKY IS FULL OF GOLDEN STARS SHINNING IN THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, BUT THE MOST BEAUTIFULL LIGHT I SEE IN
(119) FRIENDSHIP IS A SILENT GIFT OF NATURE… MORE OLD-MORE STRONG… MORE DEEP-MORE CLEAR…MORE CLOSER-MORE WARM… & LESS WORDS MORE UNDERSTANDING.
(120) TONIGHT I STOLE A STAR. IAM GIVING IT 2U MU FRIEND SO U WILL KNOW HOW SPARKLINGLY SPECIAL YOU ARE 2ME!
(121) HEART BEATS 72 TIMES PER MINUTE PER MINUTE EVEN IF UR HEART BEATS ONLY 1 TIME PER MINUTE U CAN LIVE BCOZ MY HEART BEATS 71 TIMES 4U. THAT’S “FRIENDSHIP”.
(122) WALK WITH ME WHEN YOUR HEART NEEDS COMPANY TALK 2ME WHEN U FEEL ALONE TRUST ME WHEN UR HEART BEATS MORE THINK OF ME WHEN EVER U NEED A TRUE FRIEND.
(123) 7WONDERS OF THE WORLD GUESS 7TH ME, 6TH MY STYLE, 5TH MY SMILE, 4TH MY NATURE, 3RD MY PERSONALITY, 2ND MY SMS AND 1ST MY FRIEND IT’S U.
(124) IMPORTENCE OF FRIEND IN OUR LIVES IS LIKE THE IMPOTENCE OF OUR HEARTBEATS. THOUGH THEY ARE NOT VISIBLE THEY SILENTLY LAND U GIFT OF LIFE.
(125) GOD KNOWS THE VALUE OF THE HEART, SO HE CREATED LOVE, HE KNOWS THE VALUE OF NIGHT, SO HE CREATED DREAMS, AND HE KNOWS THE VALUE OF FRIEND SO HE CREATED ME 4U.
(126) SINGANNA: I WANT A CURTAIN 4MY COMPUTER. SHOP KEEPER: SIR COMPUTER DOESN’T NEED A CURTAIN. SINGANNA: OYE HELLO, I GOT WINDOWS IN MY COMPUTER.
(127) WHEN U COUNT UR BEST FRIENDS, U MAY NOT COUNT ME. WHEN U COUNT UR CLOSES FRIENDS, U MAY NOT COUNT ME. BUT WHEN U REALLY NEEDS A FRIEND…..JUST START COUNTING FROM ME.
(128) BIO-DATA NAME: SHAKEELA, WORK: SEX, PLACE: KERALA, WEIGHT: 109KG, HEIGHT: 5.6FEET, HOBBY: ACTING IN SEX MOVIES ID: SHAKEELA@SANGHASEVA.COM HUSBEND: READIND THIS MSG…
(129) FRESH FLOWERS ARE WAITING TO DISTURB U. HOT COFFE IS WAITING TO TASTE
(130) FINGERS 10, PLANTS 9, CORNERS 8, WONDERS 7, SENSES 6, OCEANS 5, OPTIONS 4, SEASONS 3, EYES 2, A WONDERFULL PERSON ONLY 1 ADHI NUVVU KAADHU NEENU. J
(131) INTRODUCTION IS POSSIBLE ANYTIME. LOVE IS POSSIBLE SOMETIME. MARRIAGE IS POSSIBLE ONETIME. BUT SWEET FRIEND LIKE U IS POSSIBLE ONCE IN LIFE TIME.
(132) A MAN ASKED CALL GIRL “WHATS
(133) A MAN WENT TO SHOP AND ASKED FOR CONDOMES, THE SALES GIRL “MAY I HOLD
(134) TWO RATS DRUNK & WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT. ONE RAT SAID,”IPPUDU RARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAMU”. THE OTHER ONE SAID, “PONILE GURU MANAM IDDARAM VADU OKKADU JANEDO”! J
(135) LATEST POEM IN SCHOOL. TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR. I JUST WENT TO BRANDHY BAR. QUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGH. I LIKE A BEER WITH CHIKENFRY.
(136) NEEKU NAAKU NOKIA, JAPANS CPITAL TOKYA, MORNING U WANT COFFIA, NUVVU NENU FRIENDSYA, IDHI CHADIVEDHI KOTHIYA.HEY IT’S JUST JOKIA, MSG PAMPAYA.
(137) MADHURAMAINADHI JEEVITHAM, ANDHULO SNEHAMANEDHI SHASWATHAM, ANDHUKE NENIKA NEEKU ANKITHAM, OONESTHAMA CHESUKO NA MESSAGE NEE MOBILE KI PARIMITHAM.
(138) MITRAMA O MNCHI MITRAMA, BATANEELA BHANDAMA, SANAGALA SNEHAMA, MARAMARALA MADHURIMA, ATUKULA ANDHAMA, CHERIGIPONI NESTAMA NEEVU KUSALAMA.
(139) WHAT IS THE DEFFERENCE BETWEEN
(140) WHICH IS THE BIGGEST IN THE WORD? SEA, NO. MOUNTAIN, NO. SKY, NO. THELEEDHA... NEE DABBA CELL KI SMS PAMPUTUNNA NAA “MANASU”.
(141) GIRL: WHAT DO U LIKE IN ME? BOY: THAT TWO SEXIEST WHITE BALLS CENTERD WITH BLACK DOTS IN IT. GIRL: WHAT? BOY: YES I LIKE
(142) LOVE IS A GREAT TEACHER, LOVER IS ATIME EATER, HUSBAND IS A LIFE WATCHER, BUT FRIENDS ARE HEART CATCHERS!
(143) EVERY GIRL IS SMART, INTELLIGANT, SWEET, TALENTED, EXCELLENT, ROMNTIC. IN SHORT FORM, THEY ARE ALL YOUR “S.S.T.E.R.S”.
(144) ON A ROMANTICDAY SINGANNA GIRLFRIEND ASKS HIM, “DARLING, ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME RING?”SINGANNA:”YA SURE, FROM LANDLINE OR
(145) TIME TABLE OF GOODBOYS, MON: WATCH GIRL,TUE:LOVE,WED:MARRIAGE,THU:HONEY MOON,FRI: DIVORCE,SAT:TAKE REST,SUN: SEARCH NEXT….
(146) “TIME” IS THE COSTLIEST THING, WHICH COULD NEVER BE PURCHASED BY ANY ONE. SO WHEN SOME ONE SPENDS IT FOR U, IT JUST SAYS THE DEPTH OF CARE THEY SHOW ON U…
(147) IMPORTENCE OF THUMB: CHILD USES IT FOR CHEWING, ILLITERATE PEOPLE USE IT FOR SIGN, WINNERS FOR VICTORY & MY FANS ARE USING IT FOR READIND MY MESSAGES.
(148) SMART GIRL+SMART BOY=AFFAIR.SMART GIRL+FOOLISH BOY=POCKET EMPTY, FOOLISH GIRL+SMARTBOY=PREGNNCY.FOOLISH GIRL+FOOLISH BOY= MARRAGE.
(149) SALARY IS LIKE A LADYS PERIOD. BECOZ IT COMES ONCE IN MONTH & REMAINS ONLY 4 OR 5 DAYS & IF ANY MONTH IT DOESN’T COME IT MEANS U HAVE BEEN FUCKED.
(150) U KINOW WHY GOD CREATED GAP BETWEEN FINGERS? BECOZ SOME DAY A TRUE FRIEND WILL COME AND FILL THOSE GAP BY HOLDING
(151) THESE ARE THE WONDERFULL PAIRS IN THIS WORLD. HEART&BEAT, NIGHT&MOON, BIRDS&SONGS, ROSE&LOVE, FISH&WATER, MY MESSAGE&UR SMILE KEEP SMILING.
(152) FOR BREATHING U NEED A HEART. FOR A HEART U NEED LOVE. FOR LOVE U NEED HPPINESS. FOR HAPPINESS U NEED A GOOD FRIEND. FOR GOOD FRIEND I NEED U.
(153) 7 WONDERS OF THE WORLD GUESS. 7TH ME. 6TH MY STYLE. 5TH MY SMILE.4TH MY NATURE. 3RD MY PERSONALITY. 2ND MY SMS AND 1ST MY
(154) A GIRL GOES TO A SHOP FOR HAIR OIL. THE CONVERSION AS FLOWERS: GIRL:
(155) WHEN I MISS U, I WILL SEE YOU’R SMS. WHEN I WANT TO SEE U, I WILL CLOSE MY EYES. WHEN I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE, I WILL THROW A STONE ON A DOG.
(156) SINGANNAS FRIEND: “LAST NIGHT YOUR WINDOW WAS OPEND, I ENJOYED FULL SCENE OF U & UR WIFE”. SINGANNA: “HAA…HAAA.AA U ARE BEEN FOOLED! I WAS NOT IN HOME LAST NIGHT!”
(157) A PATIENT ASKS NURSE FOR MILK SHE OPENS HER TOP AND PUT HER NIPPLES IN HIS MOUTH OH GOD I NEVER ASK FOR WATER.
(158) SINGANNA TO HIS FRIEND. “I KISS MY WIFE EVERYDAY BEFORE I GO TO OFFICE AND U”... “I KIS
(159) A COUPLE HAVING SEX ON UPPER BERTH IN TRAIN, BY CHNCE BRA FALLS DOWN ON SINGANNA, HE SAYS: OOPAJI YE KYA KIYA,DOODH AAPANE PIYA, AUR PACKET HUMEDIYA.
(160) A CHINESE COUPLE NAMED THEIR 1ST BABY CHING-CHONG-FONG. THEN 2ND CHANG-CHING-KONG. 3RD A NEGRO WAS BORN THEY NAMED SUM-THING-WRONG.
(161) SOME THINGS ARE LEFT UNDONE, SOME WORDS ARE LEFT UNSAID, AND SOME FEELINGS ARE LEFT UNEXPRESSED. BUT SOMEONE IS SO NICE, COULD NEVER BE LEFT UNWISHED.
(162) NASA DECIDED SEND INGANNA TO THE MOON. HLF THE WAY SINGANNA JUMPED TO EARTH& SHOUTED HOW DARE U CHEAT ME! TODAY IS AMAVASYA THERE WILL BE NO MOON.
(163) NEWS: ONLY 10% GIRLS ARE PALYING GAMES LIKE TENNIES, FOOTBALL, CARROM, CRICKET ETC. BECAUSE 90% GIRLS PLAYING WITH BOYS LIFES. BE CREFULL MY FRIEND.
(164) EYES SPEAK MORE WHEN A HEART STARTS LISTENING TO SOMEONE SILENTLY AND LIFE SEEMS TO BE MORE EXITING THEN SOMEONE STARTS READING
(165) 5TH STUDY BOY ASKED TEACHER. “DOES 8YERS GIRL HAS CHANCE FOR PREGNENT” TEACHER TOLD “NO CHANCE” THEN HE TURNED BACK AND TOLD “HEY PINKY NO CHANCE DON’T WORRY”.
(166) ADVERTISEMENT CHIRU FOR THUMS UP, SANIA FOR SPRITE, AMEERKHAN FOR COCA COLA, ASIN FOR FANTA, SHARUK FOR PEPSI, AND U DON’T WORRY YOU ARE FOR “GOLISODA”.
(167) BIRTH LIKE A DOT. LIFE IS LIKE A LINE. LOVE IS LIKE A TRIANGLE. BUT FRIENDSHIP IS
(168) SILENT IN LIPS MAY AVIOD MANY PROBLEMS AND SMILE IN LIPS MAY SOLVE MANY PROBLEMS. SO ALWAYS HAVE A SILENT SMILE.
(169) SYSTEM OF LOVE : JAN-ROSE, FEB-PROPOSE, MAR-GIFT, APRIL-LIFT, MAY-CHATING, JUNE-DATING, JULY-KISS, AUG-FUCK, SEP-STOMUCH, OCT-ESCAPE, NOV-REST, DEC-NEXT.
(170) SARDAR PULLS A GIRL IN TO A ROOM, LOCKS THE DOOR, PUT OFF THE LIGHT, AND PULL HER TO THE BED, DRGS HER IN TO THE BLANKET WHAT HAPPENED NEXT????????? HE SHOWS HIS NEW RADIUM WATCH!
(171) A SMILE IS A LANGUAGE EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS. IT COSTS NOTHING BUT CREATS MUCH. IT’S HAPPINESS BUT ITS MEMORY MAY LAST FOREVER. SO KEEP SMILING.
(172) JONY...JONY...YOU PAPA... NO SMS… WHY PAPA... REMOVE
(173) WIFE IS GOING TO
(174) LAST NIGHT WHEN I THINK OF U A WATER DROP IS ROLLING OUTSIDE I ASK WHY YOU ARE CUM? THEN IT SAID THERE IS A BEAUTIFULL PICTURE OF
(175) YOU ARE WITH SWETTER ADHI CHALIKAALAM. YOU ARE WITH UMBRELLA ADHI VARSHAKALAM. YOU ARE WITH COOLAR ADHI VESAVIKALAM. YOU ARE WITH
(176) ONE DAY THERE WILL BE YOU&ME ONLY. YOU&ME PLAYING, YOU&ME LAUGHING, YOU&ME CRYING, YOU&ME DANCING, YOU&ME ONLY YOU&ME IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, “ME” DOCTOR, “U” PATIENT.
(177) A GOOD FRIEND IS THE ONE WHO WILL BAIL U OUT WHEN YOU ARE IN JAIL. BUT BEST FRIEND IS ONE WHO WILL SIT BESIDE YOU IN JAIL AND SAY “BAVA EDHAINA SOLLU CHEPPARAA!”
(178) EK BUS KA ACCIDENT HUA. A MAN CRYING OH! MY HAND WAS CUTDOWN. SARDAR: WHY ARE YOU CRYING? CONTROL YOUR SELF. SEE THAT MAN, HE WAS DIED IS HE CRYING?
(179) FRIENDSHIP IS NOT BEGIN WITH SPECIAL PERSONS, THE PERSONS BECOMES SPECIAL WHEN THEY ARE BEING FRIENDS. I DON’T KNOW WHOME I AM TO YOU BUT YOU’RE SPECIAL TO ME.
(180) ONE SEED CAN CREATE
(181) EYES ARE PARENTS, HEART IS LOVER, BODY IS WIFE, BRAIN IS TEACHER, BROTHERS AND SISTERS ARE FINGERS, BUT FRIENDS ARE BLOOD.
(182) GOOD SONG: FEW MINITS HAPPY, GOOD FILM: FEW HURS HAPPY, GOOD COLLAGE: FEW YEARS HAPPY, GOOD FRIEND LIKE YOU: LIFE LONG HAPPY.
(183) A COIN IS EASY TO EARN, BUT A FRIEND IS HARD TO FIND. THE COIN DEPRECIATES BUT A FRIEND APPRECIATES. I LOST A COIN FOR THIS MESSAGE BUT I GAINED A PRICELESS FRIEND.
(184) THALK-SOFTLY, WALK-HUMBLY, EAT-SENSIBLY, BREATHE- DEEPLY, SLEEP-SUFFICIENTLY, DRESS-SMARTLY, ACT-FEARLESSLY, WORK-PATIENTLY, THINK-TRUTHLY, TOTTELLY BE LIKE “ME”.
(185) SPIDER MAN IS JUMPING, SUPER MAN IS FLYING, HEE MAN IS DIVING, HIT MAN IS FIGHTING, GENTLE MAN IS SENDING THIS MESSAGE, AND DOBER MAN IS READIND THIS MESSAGE.
(186) GOD- I CANT IS EVERY WHERE SO I CREATED FRIENDS. DEVIL- I ALSO CANT IS EVERY WHERE SO I CREATED GIRLFRIENDS.
(187) BRITISH: WHY YOU ALL INDIANS ARE DIFFERENT COLLERS? LOOK WE ARE ALL WHITE! INDIAN: HORSES ARE IN DIFFERENT COLOURS. BUT DONKEYS ARE ALL THE SAME.
(188) TWO EYES LOOKING YOU. 6 SENCES MISSING YOU. 24 HOURS THINKING ABOUT YOU. 7 DAYS MESSENGING U. 100 YEARS I NEED U MY FRIEND.
(189) TRAVEL IS WASTE WITHOUT LOVER, COFFE IS WASTE WITHOUT SUGAR, SUNDAY IS WASTE WITHOUT BEER, COLLAGE IS WASTE WITHOUT FIGURE, AND YOUR
(190) SARDAR TO HIS FRIEND I KISS MY WIFE EVERYDAY BEFORE I GO TO OFFICE AND U... I KISS
(191) 4 SAMVATSARAALU, 7 SEMULU, 39 SUBJECTLU,13 LAB LU, OKKA PROJECT,230 INTERNAL EXAMS, LEKKA LENANNI TEARS, RAYALENANNI BITS, PEDDA CHESINGLU, SARIPONI CREDITS, ENNI ROJULU POINA RANI ATENDENSE, EPPATIKI PADANI LAB MARKS, ENNO REVALUATIONS, ENNISARLU RASINA PASS KANI SUBJECTLU, ENNATIKI RAANI PERSANTAGE, ENDUKU PANIKIRANI CRETIFICATE, KANI MARACHIPONI “FRIENDS” IDHI BOSS B-TECH.
(192) FRIEND MEANS : F- FREE FORM ALL FORMALITES, R- RIGHT TO SAY ANYTHING, I- IN ANYWAY, E- EITHER GOOD ARE BAD, N- NO SORRY NO THANKS, D- DEAREST ONE LIKE GOOD.
(193) SUN IS AFAIRED TO COME OUT FROM CLOUDS, BIRDS ARE AFAIRD TO FLY IN THE SKY, HENS ARE AFAIRED TO SHOUT, ALL THESE BCOZ OF MY “LAZY FRIEND” IS STILL SLEEPING TILL NOW!
(194) SARDAR GOT AN INVITATION FOR A PARTY. THEY TOLD U MUST PUT ONLY “BROWN TIE”, SARDAR WENT TO PARTY, HE SHOCKED, And OTHERS ARE WEARING PANT&SHIRT ALSO.
(195) LOOK OUTSIDE ITS SO PLEASANT SUN SMILING FOR U, TREES ARE DANCING FOR U, BIRDS ARE SINGING FOR U, BECEASE I REQUEST THEM ALL TO WISH U GOODMORNING.
(196) MY MARRAGE TODAY AT REGISTER OFFICE, SO PLZ COME TO RIGISTER OFFICE AT 8.00PM DON’T BRING ANY GIFT JUST BRING A BEAUTIFULL LADY TO MARRY ME.
(197) I HAVE A SIMPLE CALUCULATION ON HOW LONG WE WILL BE FRIENDS, COUNTED STARS IN THE SKY ADD SAND GRAINS ONSHORE & MULTIPLY THE SUM BY YOUR HEART BEAT.
(198) A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,V,W,X,Y,Z. DID MISS ANYTHING? NO IKEEPIT. “U” IN MY “HEART”.
(199) I AM PROUD TO BE A “HYDRABADI” AS: H-HONEST, Y-YOUTHFULL, D-DARING, E-ENERGTIC, R-ROMANTIC, A-ACTIVE, B-BOLD, A-ATTARCTIVE, D-DYNAMIC, I-INDIPENDENT. SATRT FORWARDING.
(200) THE THREAD ASKED THE CANDLE “WHY DO YOU DISSOLVE WHEN I BURN”. CANDLE SAID “YOUR IN MY HEART, IF U SUFFER I AM BOUND TO SHED THEARS FOR U” THAT’S THE REAL FRIENDSHIP.
(201) SINGANNA: YAAR YESTURDAY I SAW MY WIFE WITH A STRAGE MAN GOING TO MOVIE. FRIEND: DID U FOLLOW HER? SINGANNA: NO, YAAR I ALREDY SEEN THE MOVIE.
(202) RECEIVE MY SIMPLE GIFT OF “HI” WRAPPED WITH “LOVE” TIED WITH “CARE” AND SEALED WITH A “PRAYER” TO KEEP U “SAFE” & “HAPPY FOR EVER”.
(203) THOUGHT FOR THE DAY! “THE FUTURE IS NOT SOMETHING WE AWAIT, IT IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD CREAT”.
(204) DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SELF? YOU ARE 70‰ SINCERE, YOU ARE 75‰ JOY FULL, YOU ARE 85‰ NOTORIOUS, YOU ARE 90‰ JOYFULL, AND 100‰ LOVELY, AND TOTTELLY YOU ARE (75+70+85+90+100)=420.
(205) A PERSON AFTER SCORING 40RUNS LIFTED HIS BAT. HIS PARTENER ASKED “WHY ARE YOU LIFTING BAT? ITS NEITHER 50 NOR 100” HE SAID ONLY AN ENGNERING STUDENT CAN UNDER STAND THE VALUE OF 40.
(206) AIDS AWARENESS SLOGANS: - “COVER YOUR STUMP, BEFORE YOU PUMP” “DON’T BE SILLY PROTECT YOUR SULLY” “DON’T BE A FOOL, CONDOM IS YOUR TOOL”.
(207) SARDAR1: TEL WATS IN MY BASKET, I WILL GIVE YOU THE EGGS IN IT & IT U TEL HOW MANY GIVE YOU ALL 8 EGGS & IF YOU TELL WHO LAID IT THE HEN IS ALSO YOURS. SARDAR2: GIV ME A HIT YAAR.
(208) I SEND MY CARES TO WIND TO PASS THEM TO “U” WHEN U FEEL THE WIND BLOWIING AGAINEST YOUR FACE THAT’S ME SAYING TAKE CARE SWEET DREAMS.
(209) GOD ASKED ME I WILL MAKE YOUR RICHER WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? I SAID “IN THE HEART OF MY FRIEND” GOD REPALYID: “SORRY THEN YOU WILL BE RICHER THAN ME”.
(210) FRIENDSHIP IS THE RAINBOW BETWEEN TWO HEARTS. SHARING 7FEELINGS+SAD+HAPPY+TRUTH+FAITH+SECRECT+HELP= FRIENDSHIP.
(211) 7LOOKS=1SMILE, 7SMILES=1MEETING, 7MEETINGS=1KISS, 7KISSES=1PROPOSAL, 7PROPOSAL=1MARRAGE & THAT 1 BLOODY MARAGE HAS 77777777777 PROBLEMS GOODNIGHT IT’S MY LIFE JUST JOKE.
(212)
(213) KITKAT= “KISS IN TIME KIS AT TIME” PERK= “PERFECT EMOTIONAL ROMANTIC KISS” MUNCH= “MEET URGENTLY NOW FOR A CHARMING HUG. SO THINK BEFORE GIVING CHOCLATE TO ANY ONE.
(214) A MATCH STICK CAN GLOW FOR A SECOND, CANDLE CAN GLOW FOR AN HOUR, SUN GLOW FOR HALF DAY, BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP GLOW UP TO OUR DEATH.
(215) THINK “GENTLY”, THALK “SIMPLY”, LOUGH “LOUDLY”, WORK “HARDLY”, LOVE “SINCERELY”, FEEL “FREELY”, READ “SLOWLY”, HAVE A “NICEDAY”.
(216) MODREN. OBIDIANT. NEATFULL. KINDFULL. EXCELLENT. YOUNG… HEY THAT’S ME. DON’T BE SAD EVEN
(217) OPEN YOUR MEMORIES WHEN YOU ARE ALONE. OPEN YOUR HEART WHEN YOU ARE SAD, BUT DON’T OPEN YOUR HAND WHEN YOU NEED A FRIEND, BECOZ IAM ALREDY HOLDING YOUR HAND.
(218) HONEY TOLD TO SUGAR, WE ARE THE SWEETEST IN THE WORLD. GOD LOUGHTED AT THEM AND SAID “MAY BE U HAVENT MET THE PRESON WHO READING THIS SMS”.
(219) MY SILENCE DOESNOT MEAN I FORGET U. MY DISAPPEARENCE DOESNOT MEAN I DON’T CARE ABOUT U. BECOZ YOU’RE ALWAYS IN MY “HEART” AS MY “SWEET FRIEND”.
(220) WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NETWORK? I TRIED TO CALL YOU BUT THE OPERATOR SAID “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, THE MONKEY YOU’RE TRYING TO CALL IS ON THE TREE PLZ TRY AFTER SOME TIME”.
(221) A LIGHT CAN REPLACE DARK, A SUCCESS CANS REPLCE FAILURE, A SMILE CANS REPLCE PAIN, BUT NOTHING AND NOBODY IN THE WORLD CAN REPLCE YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
(222) A RUPEE IS EASY TO EARN, A FRIEND IS HARD TO FIND. A RUPEE LOSES ITS VALUE BUT FRIEND INCRESES IT’S WROTH. I LOST A RUPEE WHEN I SMS U BUT I EARNED YOUR SWEET AND LOVING SMILE.
(223) TELIVAINA VALLANDARIKI
(224) IN TIMES OF TROUBLE, DON’T SAY “FRIEND I HAVE A PROBLEM” SAY “HEY PROBLEM I HAVE A FRIEND” NEVER FORGET THAT BE HAPPY ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND IS HERE.
(225) DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON’T CARE TO SEND ME AN SMS OR REPLAY TO MY MESSAGE, END UP LOSING THEIR MOBILEPHONES.
(226) THE MOON SAID TO ME “IF YOUR FRIEND IS NOT MESSAGING YOU WHY DON’T LEAVE YOUR FRIEND” I LOOKET BACK TO THE MOON AND SAID “DOES YOUR SKY EVER LEAVE YOU WHEN YOU DON’T SHINE.
(227) WHICH IS THE 27TH ALPHABIT IN ENGLISH? ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR THE ANSWER!? VERY GOOD WHICH SCHOOL MAA?
(228) A ROSE SAYS I LOVE YOU, A SMILE SAYS I LIKE YOU, A RING SAYS I MARRY YOU, BUT A SMALL SMS SAYS “I REMEMBER YOU”.
(229) WHEN AN APPLE BECOMES RED, IT IS READY TO EAT, WHEN A GIRL BECOMES 18 SHE IS READY TO VOTE!! DIRTY MIND…. ‘YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE...CHE...CHE...CHE’.
(230) POEM ON SANIA NIPPLE NIPPLE LITTLE STAR, CAN I FUCK IN MY CAR, UP ABOVE THE BREASTS SO HIGH, ALWAYS WISPER NEVER DRY.
(231) HAI ARE YOU FREE NOW, CAN YOU CALL ME BACK, NOTHING SERIOS ITS JUST THAT MY FRIEND WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE, HE DOES NOT BELIVE THAT A MONKEY CAN THALK..!.
(232) WIFE AND HUSBEND ARE LIKE WHEELS OF VEHICLE. IF ONE
(233) WINTER COMES AGIN AND AGAIN. SUMMER COMES AGAIN AND AGAIN. BUT PERSON LIKES YOU. WILL NEVER COME AGAIN AND AGAIN. BECOZ GOD NEVER MAKES MISTAKES AGAIN AND AGAIN.
(234) FILL IN THE BLANK: IAM YOUR _________ FRIEND. (a)BEST (b) CUTE (c) SWEET (d) LOVING (e) BOY (f) DECENT (g) BORING (h) NAUGHTY. SEND THIS SMS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FINDOUT WHAT YOU ARE? 1ST REPLY ME.
(235) SINGANNA LAUGHING BEHIND SARDAR2 AT
(236) WE KNOW THE MEANING OF “ABCDEFG” A BOY CAN DO EVERYTHING FOR GIRL” BUT DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF “GFEDCBA” “GIRLS FORGET EVERYTHING DONE&CTCEHES NEW BOY AGAIN”.
(237) 5STEPS TO A LOVELY MORNING. OPEN YOUR EYES, TAKE THE DEEP BREATH, OPEN YOUR ARMS WIDE, FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT AND SAY “ITS TOO EARLY, LET ME SLEEP AGAIN”.
(238) TEACHER ASKS QUECTON TO SARDAR. “WHICH IS THE BIG ANIMAL AMONG ANT AND ELEPHANT? SARDAR: “FIRST TELL THE DATE OF BIRTH OF THOSE ANIMALS!
(239) GOLDEN FACT: THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU MORE WILL HURT YOU MORE, BUT WHEN YOU DROP A TEAR HE/SHE CAN DROP BLOOD TO STOP YOUR NEXT TEAR…MY BE ONE OF THEM.
(240) HUNDRED WORDS DOES NOT GIVE PAIN BUT TRUE FRIENDS SILECE MAKES MORE TEARS IN HEART. SO DON’T BE SILENCE. KEEP IN TOUCH.
(241) 1STONE ENOUGH TO BREAK GALSS, 1SENTENCE ENOUGHTO BREAK A HEART, 1SECOND ENOUGH TO FALL IN LOVE, AND 1FRIEND LIKE YOU IS ENOUGH TO LIVE HAPPY.
(242) A MACHINE RINGS WHO LIES. AMERICAN: I THINK I CAN DRINK 20 BEER CANS> TRRRNGGG! RUSIAN: I THINK I CAN EAT 5KG CHIKEN. TRRINGGG! SINGANNA: I THINK… TRRINGGGG!
(243) WHEN I SEND U SMS IT DOES NOT MEAN U HAVE TO DO THE SAME. YOU CAN ALSO SEND FRUITS, PIZZAS, CHACOS, CDS, DVDS, ETC. EVEN DDS AND CHEQES ALSO ACCEPTED.
(244) SWEET PERSONS THALK FROM HUTCH! LOVERS THALK FROM TAT, GOVT EMPLOYES THALK FROM BSNL, BEAUTIES THALK FROM IDIA, BUT BRILLIANS NEVER THALK.
(245) GIRLS SHOULDNOT KEEP CELLPHONES ON SHIRTPOCKET BECOZ SIGNALS ARE WEEK ON MOUNTAINS. BUT BOYS KEEP THEIR CELLPHONES ON PHANTPOCKETS BECOZ SIGNALS IS STRONG ON POLES.
(246) I STILL REMEMBER HOW WE MET BEFORE, TRAIN STOPED, WINDOWS OPEND, U LOOKEND IN TO MY EYES&THEN U SAID, IDLY, DOSA, VADAI, SAMOSA, COFFE.
(247) MOSQUITO: MOM, IWILL GO TO A MOVIE. MOM: TAKECARE, THERE PEOPLE CLAP AND U MAY DIE. MOSQUITO: NO MOM IAM GOING TO “BALAKRISHNA” MOVIE NO CLAAPS ONLY FLOPS.
(248) BIRTH IS FROM MOTHER, ADVAICE IS FROM FATHER, KNOWLEDG IS FROM TEACHER, BUT JOY, CHEER IS ALL FROM FRIENDS!
(249) IN ENGLISH GOODMORNING. IN TAMIL VANAKKAM. IN FRENCH
(250) HITLER ENTERD THE HELL AND SAW BALAIAH DANCING WITH TRISHA. HITLER ASKED THE ANGEL: WHY BALAIAH PUNISHMENT IS SO JOYFULL? ANGLE: THAT’S PUNISHMENT FOR TRISHA!
(251) DR ANAND IS A PSYCHO THERAPIST. HE WANTED HIS NAME ON A BOARD FOR HIS NEW CLINIC. SINGANNA A PAINTER WROTE “DR ANAND PSYCHO THE REPIST”.
(252) CLOSE YOUR EYES SAVE ALL SWEET MEMORIES IN YOUR HEART. THINK ABOUT ALL THE BEAUTIFULL THINGS. AND SURRENDER YOUR SELF TO SWEET DREAMS.
(253) YOU ARE EQUAL TO SIXTY JAMES BONDS. U KNOWS HOW? 60×007=420 OK.
(254) EVERY SUNSET GIVES US, ONE DAY LESS TO LIVE, BUT EVERY SUN RISE GIVES US, ONE DAY MORE TO HOPE, SO HOPE FOR THE BEST. “HAVE A NICE DREAM”.
(255) SUN IS SWITCHED OFF! STARS ARE SWITCHED ON! BLUE SKY GOES OFF AND BLACK SKY COMES IN! SO A COOL NIGHT IS COMING! GO TO BED! AND HAVE A SWEET DREAMS.
(256) ALWAYS KEEP A PHOTO OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN YOUR PURSE LOOK AT IT WHEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLE YOU WILL FEEL THAT OTHER PROBLEMS ARE NOT AS BIG AS THIS ONE.
(257) THE MOST BEAUTIFULL THING ON THIS EARTH IS TO SEE A PERSON SMILING&EVEN MORE BEAUTIFULL KNOWS THAT YOU ARE THE REASON BEHIND IT. BE A REASON FOR OTHERS TO SMILE.
(258) SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY DON’T GET CONFUCED, “SORRY” MEANS S-SOME, O-ONE, R-REALLY, R-REMEMBERS, Y-YOU.
(259) PLZ CN YOU GIVE ME RS.1000. I WILL RETURN IT TO YOU IN 1WEEK, I NEED IT. PLZ HELP ME. I KNOW YOU HAVE PLZ. SINGGANNA THALKING WITH ATM MACHINE.
(260) SWEET LIKE HONEY, COSTLY LIKE MONY. BLESSINGS LIKE SHOWER, SMILING LIKE FLOWER. COOL LIKE ICE, A FRIEND SO NICE. GUESS WHO? OOOOHELOO IT’S U.
(261) FRIENDSHIP REQUIRES REAL EFFORT.EVEN WHEN ONE OF THEM IS BUSY WITH THEIR OWN LIFE. A SIMPLE SMS REMINDS EACH OTHER THAT YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN!
(262) LOVE CALENDER. JAN-ROSE, FEB-PROPOSE, MAR-GIFT, APRIL-LIFT, MAY-CHATING, JUNE-DATING, JULY-KISS, AUG-MIS, SEP-DROP, OCT-ESCAPE, NOV-REST,DEC-SEARCHNEXT.
(263) LET THE MOST BEAUTIFULL DREAM COME TO YOU TONITE, LET THE SWEETEST PERSON COME IN YOUR DREAM TONITE, BUT DONOT MAKE IT A HABBIT BECOZ IAM NOT FREE EVERY NITE.
(264) HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU NOT TO SEND MESSAGES TO ME. SEE NOW! ALL THE ANTS ARE CRWLING OVER MY OBILE TO TASTE YOUR SWEET MESSAGES.
(265) An EXCELLENT QUOTE “A MAN IS LUCKY IF HE IS THE FIRST LOVE OF A WOMAN, AND A WOMAN IS LUCKY IF SHE IS THE LAST LOVE OF A MAN”.
(266) LIFE IS TEST. ISLAM IS BEST. ISLAM IS BEST. OBEY ALLH 1ST. NAMAZ IS MUST. AAKHIRAT IS FOR REST. WORLD IS DUST. IF QURAN IS IN CHEST. NOTHING NEEDS NEXT.
(267) GOD GIVES YOU TWO GIFTS. ONE IS CHANCE AND ANOTHER IS CHOICE, CHANCE TO HAVE FRIENDS AND CHOICE TO SELECT A SWEET ONE LIKE YOU. MY DEAR FRIEND.
(268) LOVE MEANS: L-LAKEOF BEER. O-OCEAN OF WHISKY. V-VALLY OF RUM. E-END OF STOCK. BAR CLOSED. MORAL? LOVE IS INJURIOUS TO THE HEALTH.
(269) COMING TOGETHER IS A BEGINNING, KEEPING TOGETHER IS PROGRESS, LIVING TOGHTHER IS LIFE, DIEING TOGETHER IS LOVE, BUT KNOWING TOGHTHER IS FRIENDSHIP.
(270) KISS IS THE KEY OF LOVE, LOVE IS THE LOCK OF MARRAGE, MARRAGE IS THE PRODUCTION OF CHILDREN, AND CHILDRENS ARE PROBLEM OF
(271) “BUMPER OFFER” NAKU SMS PAMPANDI & WIN 10LAKS CAR PHOTO, 29″TV ATTAPETTI, MALAYSIA VELLE PLANE KI TATA CHEPPE AVAKASAM MARIYU NATO DINNER ME INTLO.
(272) WHY DOES POPCORN JUMPS WHEN KEPT ON A HOT STOVE????????????????????????????????????????????? U JUST SIT ON THE STOVE AND SEE THEN YOU WILL KNOW WHY IT’S JUMPS.
(273) THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IS TO SEE A PERSON SMILING, AND EVEN MORE BEAUTIFULL KNOWS THAT YOU ARE THE REASON BEHIND IT. BE RESON FOR OTHERS TO SMILE.
(274) I OPEND MY BAG I FOUND EMPTY. I SEARCHED MY POCKET I FOUND FEW COINS FINALLY I SEARCHED MY HEART&FOUND “U”THEN I REALIZED HOW RICH IAM.
(275) LISTEN AND SILENT ARE TWO WORDS HAVING SAME ALPHABETS AND BOTH ARE VERY IMPORTANT IN FRIENDSHIP BECOZ A TRUE FRIEND IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LISTEN EVEN WHEN YOU ARE SILENT.
(276) ONCE UPON A TIME A LEGEND LOVED SENDING MESSAGES AND FOOLS ENJOYED READING THEM. NOW THE LEGEND IS BACK AND THE HISTORY CONTINOUS.
(277) A LITTLE TUNE CAN MAKE YOU SING A SMALL HOPE CHANGES YOUR LIFE SMALL THINGS MAKE U HAPPY HOPE MY SMALL WISH CAN MAKE YOU SMILE.
(278) AMBANI CALLING FROM HEAVEN: “SUN MUKESH, HOW IS THE BUSINESS OF OUR RELIANCE
(279) NEVER LOOK FOR BEAUTY, IT WILL FADE AWAY ONEDAY. NEVER LOOK FOR GOOD SKIN, IT WILL GROW OLD ONEDAY. BUT LOOK FOR A LOYAL HEART WHICH WILL MISS U EVERYDAY.
(280) SOMETIMES MY EYES FEEL JEALOUS OF MY HEART. DO YOU KNOW WHY? GUESS…. ITS SIMPLE.. A SWEET PERSON LIKE YOU REMAINS CLOSE TO MY HEART&FAR FROM MY EYES.
(281) IF I COULD PULLDOWN THE RAINBOW. I WOULD WRITE YOUR NAME ON IT & PUT IT BACK IN THE SKY TO LET EVERY BODY KNOW HOW COLOURFULL IS MY LIFE WITH YOU.
(282) YOUR SMILE MAKES ME FLT. YOUR THALKS MAKES ME GLAD. YOUR COMPANY MAKES ME MAD, BUT YOUR ABSENCE MAD ME SAD.BE ALLWAYS WITH ME FOREVER&EVER.
(283) CAT: HOW OLD ARE YOU? ELEPHANT: IAM 5YEARS. CAT: YOU ARE SOO BIG. ELEPHANT: I AM A COMPLAINBOY. CAT: I AM 30YEARS. ELEPHANT: BUT YOU ARE SOO SMALL. CAT: I AM A SANTOORGIRL!
(284) SINGANNA WAS WATCHING XXX BLUE FILM. HE SAW HIS WIFE IN THE FILM. AFTER THE FILM ENDED HE SAID “THANK GOD THAT IT WAS JUST A MOVIE”.
(285) SOME SAY ‘ALWAYS REMEMBER ME’, SOME SAY ‘NEVER FORGET ME’, WHILE I SAY ‘NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER ME AND NEVER REMEMBER TO FORGET ME’.
(286) BE CLOSE WITH SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY. BUT BE CLOSER WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN’T BE HAPPY WITHOUT YOU! FEEL THE DIFFERENCE. “THAT’S LIFE”
(287) I LIKE CHIKEN VERY MUCH WHEN IT IS BONE LESS. I LIKE FRUITS VERY MUCH WHEN IT SEEDS LESS. I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH BECEAUSE YOU ARE BARINLESS.
(288) FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A BIRD, IF YOU CATCH TIGHTLY IT DIES, IF YOU CATCH IT LOOSLY IT FLIES, BUT IF YOU CATCH AFFECTIONATELY IT REMAINS WITH YOU.
(289) NO WORD IS AS BEAUTIFULL AS FRIEND, & NO FRIEND IS WONDERFULL AS YOU, A FRIEND IS SWEET WHEN ITS NEW, ITS SWEETER WHEN ITS TRUE, ITS SWEETEST WHEN IT IS YOU.
(290) SOME MOMENTS NEVER BE PASSED, SOME FEELINGS NEVER BE STOLEN, SOME MEMORIES NEVER BE HIDDEN, AND SOME PERSONS JUST LIKE “YOU” NEVER BE “FORGOTTEN”.
(291) FRIENDSHIP IS ONELAW; NEVER MAKE YOUR FRIEND FEEL ALONE TILL YOU ARE THERE. SO DISTURB YOUR FRIEND AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. LIKE WHAT I DO.!
(292) WHAT MAKE SOME PEOPLE DEARER? IT IS NOT JUST THE HAPPINESS THAT YOU FEEL WHEN YOU MEET THEM, BUT IT IS THE PAIN YOU FEEL WHEN YOU MISS THEM.
(293) I OPEND AN ACCOUNT FOR YOU AT UNIVERSAL BANK OF GODSBLESSINGS & DEPOSITED 365 DAYS FULL OF LOVE,FAITH,JOY&FULFILLMENT! ENJOY WITHDRAWING EVERY DAY.
(294) HERE’S HOPING THAT EACH MORNING OF THE YEAR AHEAD BE TRULY BEAUTIFULL FOR YOU, AND EACH DAY BRINGS UNTOLD JOYS TOO..FOR LIFE’S BEST.
(295) SUN CAN’T COME TO EARTH BUT SENDS IT’S
(296) THE DREAM IS NOT WHAT YOU SEE IN SLEEP, DREAM IS THE THING WHICH DOES NOT LET YOU SLEEP.
(297) BEST DAY TO PROPOSE A GIRL APRIL 1ST. IF SHE AGREES IT’S YOUR LUCK, IF SHE IS ANGRY THEN SAY.., “AKKAA”…! APRIL FOOL.!!!
(298) LOVE IS A POISON, LOVE IS A HONEY POISON, WIFE IS A SLOW POISON BUT FRIEND IS A GOOD MEDICANE.
(299) “HUTCH CARE”9885098850. “BSNL CARE”9440024365. “IDEA CARE”9848012345. “AIRTEL CARE”9849098490 AND “ENJOYMENT CARE”9247403247, 9885993121.
(300) VELLAVE SMS VELLU, NA SWEET FRIEND DAGGARAKU VELLU, MELLI MELLIGA VELLU, SOUND CHEIKUNDA VELLU, NIDRAPOTE WAITCHEI FREE GA VUNTE HAI CHEPPU.
(301) IF A CUTE GIRL SAYS “I LOVE YOU” TO YOU, TOMORROW YOU MUST DO 1OF THE 3THINGS. 1. TAKE HER TO EYE SPECIALIST. 2. TAKE HER TO MENTAL HOSPITAL OR 3. YOU SHOULD SAY I AM NOT RANJITH.
(302) S= SIMPLE, M= MIRACLE, S= SERVICE. BETWEEN TO DEAREST FRIENDS YOU AND ME.
(303) SWEET IN YOUR SPEECH, TALENT IN YOUR MIND, CLEAN IN YOUR HEART, PEACE IN YOUR EYES, STREANGTH IN YOUR HANDS AND ALWAYS YOU WIN IN YOUR LIFE.
(304) WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN COFFE SHOP AND WINE SHOP? MOST OF THE LOVE STORIES START AT COFFE SHOP AND END AT WINE SHOP.
(305) BEING YOUR FRIEND IS MY GIFT. MISSING YOU IS MY BADLUCK DISTUBING YOU WITH MY SMS IS MY WAY OF THINKING YOU. BUT KEEPING OUR FRIENDSHIP I MY AIM.
(306) WOMENS LIFE IS VERY HARD. MORNING=WASHCLOTHS, NOON=DRYCLOTH, EVENING=IRONCLOTHS, NIGHT=REMOVECLOTHS, MIDNIGHT=SEARCHCLOTHS! TO YOURS.
(307) LOVELY THOUGHT: “DEATH IS NOT THE GREATEST LOSS IN LIFE” THE GREATEST LOSS IS “WHAT DIES IN YOU WHEN YOU ARE ALIVE”
(308) I WANT TO MEET YOU, I WANT TO THLK WITH YOU. I WNT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU, BUT THIS STUPID GATE KEEPAR IS SAYING “ZOO CLOSED”.
(309) 1 TO 10 MOTHER LOVE, 11 TO 15 FATHER LOVE, 16 TO 20-----LOVE, 21 TO 25 WIFE LOVE BUT LIFE TIME FRIENDS LOVE, A FRIEND IN NEED A FRIEND IN DEED.
(310) GODS LOVE ITS SO WONDERFULL. MOTHERS LOVE, ITS SOO MEANNINGFULL. LOVERS LOVE, ITS SOO BEAUTIFULL. BUT FRIENDS LOVE, IT IS SOO TRUTHFULL.
(311) WHEN I GROW OLD, MANY THINGS WILL CAHNGE. MY HAIR, MY EYES, MY SKIN, MY SMILE, BUT NOTHING CAN CHANGE THE WAY I KEEP YOU IN MY HEART.
(312) THE SKY WITHOUT STARS- LIKE SLEEP WITHOUT DREAMS- LIKE SONG WITHOUT MUSIC- LIKE ROSE WITHOUT SMELL- LIKE FACE WITHOUT SMILE- LIKE ME WITHOUT YOU.
(313) GIRLFRIEND IS NIGHTPARTNER, WIFE IS LIFEPARTNER, GIRLFRIEND IS FOR FUN, WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRLFRIEND IS CAKE, WIFE IS HEADACHE, GIRLFRIEND IS GARDEN, AND WIFE IS BINLADEN.
(314) SAAGARATEERAM, CHALLANI PAVANAM, VECHHANI KIRANAM, KOKILA GAANAM, MAYURA NATHYAM, SUMAALA PARIMALAM, ANNIKALIGINA PRAKRUTHI ANDHAM. NEE SNEHAM.
(315) TRY THIS: IN TO WRITE MESSAGE ACTIVATE DIRECTORY (T9) THE AND HIDE SCREEN WITH YOUR HAND AND TYPE 27745136651. AND READ IT. JUST TRY PLEASE.
(316) FRIENDSHIP IS NOT
(317) MESSAGES LEDU.PHONE LEDU.MISSCALL LEDU. NAKU TEXONGA VUNDI EMAYINDHI NEEKU? ZOO VALLAKI MALLI DORAKI POYAAVAA? IAM SORRY I CANT DO.
(318) KIRANAANIKI CHEEKATILEDU, SIRUMUVVALIKI MOUNAMLEDU, CHIRUNAVVUKI MARANAMLEDU, MANA SNEHAANIKI ANTAMLEDU. MARICHE SNEHAMCHEIKU, CHESE SNEHAM MARAVAKU.
(319) FRIENDSHIP IS ALL ABOUT THREE THINGS. WINNING, LOSING, AND SHARING! WINNING YOUR FRIENDS HEART. LOSING YOUR EGO. SHARING JOYS AND SORROWS!
(320) TODAY IS
(321) I LIKE THREE THINGS: 1ST IS SUN. 2ND MOON. 3RD IS YOU. SUN FOR THE DAYTIME. MOON FOR THE NIGHTTIME. AND YOU FOR THE “LIFETIME” AS MY FRIEND.
(322) SARDAR WAS BUSY REMOVING A WHEEL FROM HIS AUTO. A MAN ASKS SARDAR WHY YOU DOING SO. SARDAR: CAN’T YOU READ THE BOARD. PRKING IS ONLY FOR TWOWHEELER.
(323) WHY DO BOYS GO TO
(324) MY CELLPHONE IS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL, INBOX IS WAITING FOR YOUR SMS, AND CALLRIGISTER IS WAITING FOR YOUR MISSEDCALL! AND YOU KNOW MY HEART WAITING FOR YOU. TO WISH YOU
(325) BIRTH IS START OF LIFE, BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE, LOVE IS PART OF LIFE, AND FRIENDSHIP IS EVERYTHING OF LIFE.
(326) GOOD FRIENDS ARE DIFFICULT TO FIND ESPECIALLY SOME ONE AS “SWEET” AS “ORIGINAL” AS “CUTE” AS “BEAUTIFULL” AS “ME” HOW LUCKY YOU ARE?
(327) I WAS KISSING A GIRL. I ASKED GIRL, WHERE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND AND WHEN WILL HE COME? GIRL: DARLING YOU CONTINUE, THAT STUPID IS BUSY IN READING THIS MSG.
(328) A WOMAN IS THE BEST VEHICLE IN THE WORLD. FRONT TWOHEADLIGHTS, BACK TWO BUMPERS, AND SELF LUBRICANT WHEN HOT. MONTHLY AUTOMATIC ENGINE OIL CHANGE. EVERY TYPE OF PISTO.
(329) WHAT DOES A LADY CONDUCTOR SAYS IF SHE PARTISIPATES IN SEX? GUESS... RAVALAMMA LOPALA INKA CHAALA KALI VUNDI RAVAALI LOPALIKI RAVAALI INKA INKA.
(330) EVERY LIFE IN THIS WORLD IS PAINTED BY GODS OWN HAND. THAT’S Y IAM THINKFULL. BCOZ AS HE PAINTED MY LIFE HE INCLUDED ONE NICE COLOUR. THAT’S “YOU”.
(331) DO YOU KNOW HOWMUCH A “HELLO” COST? H-HOW ARE YOU. E-EVERYTHING ALLRIGHT. L-LIKE TO SEE YOU. L-LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU. O-OBVIOUSLY MISS YOU. SO, HELLO.
(332) TRY THIS. FUN GAME. VERY INTRESTING TAKE YOUR
(333) ACORDING TO AGRICULTURE DEPOT. THHERE ARE 2085364765 COCONUT TREES IN A.P. MY QUECTION IS, WHY DOESNOT ATLEAST ONE COCONT FALL ON YOUR HEAD? FOR NOT MESSAGEING ME.
(334) SARDAR LOST HIS CHQ BOOK. MANAGER: TAKE CARE. ANY ONE CAN PUT YOUR SIGNATURE? SARDAR: HOW CAN OTHERS SIGN? IAM NOT A FOOL, I ALREADY SIGHNED ALL CHEQS.
(335) WOMEN GO TO REPAIR HER UMBRELLA. REPAIRER: MADEM PAINA “CLOTH” TIYYALI, KINDA “ROD” PETTALI MARI? WOMEN: EMAINA CHEY KANI LONIKI NEELU VELLAKUNDA CHUUDU.
(336) READ THIS FAST. TEA COFFE TEA COFFE TEA COFFE OK CONGRATS YOU ARE SELECTED TO WORK IN THE RAILWAY STATION.
(337) FRIENDSHIP MEANS A LOVELY HEART THAT NEVER HATES A CUTESMILE THAT NEVER FADES, SMOOTH TOUCH THAT NEVER HURTS AND STRONG RELATIONSHIP THAT NEVER END.
(338) WHY LOVE MARRAGE IS BATTER THEN ARRANGED MARRAGE? BCOZ “A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN DEVIL” SHAKESPERE.
(339) A LOVELY STAR DROPPED ON EARTH LAST NIGHT. ASKED ME THAT YOU WANT A TRUE FRIEND OR A MILLION DOLLAR? I HAVE
(340) NIGHT HAS A GOOD TIME TO REMEMBER THE SWEETEST THINGS AND ALL THE PERSONS (LIKE ME0 IN YOUR LIFE. SO SLEEP WELL WHILE THINKING OF YOUR SWEET MEMORIES.
(341) ON THIS COOL COOL MORNING, IN YOUR CUTE CUTE ROOM, FROM YOUR SMALL SMALL WINDOWS. LOOK AT THE BRIGHT BRIGHT SUN WISHING YOU SWEET SWWT WISHES.
(342) GOD: “WHAT DO YOU WANT” YOU: “I WANT TO MARRY AISHWARYA RAI” GOD: “SON SHE WEARS SARIES WROTH RS.25000. U CANT AFFORDS. TAKE MALLIKA.”
(343) NEVER STOP YOUR SMILE EVEN WHEN YOU ARE SAD BCOZ YOU NEVER KNOW WHO IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR SMILE, FOR WORLD YOU MAY BE A PERSON BUT YOU MAY BE THE WORD TO THE PERSON.
(344) LIFE IS LIKE A PIANO. WHITE KEYS ARE HAPPY MOMENTS AND BLACK KEYS ARE SAD MOMENTS. BUT REMEMBER BOTH ARE PLAYED TOGETHER FOR SWEET MUSIC.
(345) OLD FRIENDS ARE GOLD. NEW FRIENDS MAY BE DIMOND. IF YOU GET DIAMOND. DON’T FORGET GOLD. BCOZ TO HOLD A DIAMOND, YOU ALWAYS NEED A BASE OF GOLD.
(346) SARDAR (DIRECTOR): U HAS TO JUMP IN SWMING POOL FROM 100FT HIGHT. ACTOR: SIR I DON’T KNOW SWMIMING. SARDAR: DON’T WORRY THERE IS NO WATER IN THE POOL.
(347) SWEETNESS CAN BE DEFINED WITHOUT HONEY. LOVE CAN BE DEFINED WITHOUT ROSE. BUT FRIENDSHIP CANNOT BE DEFINED WITHOUT “YOU”.
(348) WHICH IS THE LONGEST WORD IN ENGLISH? “SMILES” BECAUSE THERE IS A “MILE” GAP BETWEEN S&S SOO KEEP SMILING.
(349) G-GETUP. O-OPEN YOU’R EYES. O-OUT OF YOUR BED. D-DAY HAS RISEN. M-MERRY LIFE. O-OLDDREAMS COME TRUE. R-RISE ANS SHINE. N-NEWPLANES. I-IDEAS OF LIFE. N-NICE FUTUFRE.G-GOODDAY.
(350) HAVE A CIGARATE DAILY, YOU WILL DIE 30YEARS EARLY, HAVE ALCOHOL DAILY, YOU WILL DIE 10YEARS EARLY. BUT LOVE A GIRL TRULY, YOU WILL DIE DAILY.
(351) THE REMEDY FOR WEAKNESS IS NOT BROODING OVER WEAKNESS, BUT THINKING OF STRENGTH. TEACH MEN OF THE STRENGTH THAT IS ALREADY WITHIN THEM.
(352) ARGUMENT WINS THE SITUVATION BUT LOSES THE PERSON, SO NEVER ARGUE WITH CLOSE ONES. ONLY FIGHT BECOZ IT INCRESES LOVE.
(353) WOMEN TOP 7LIES: 1.I
(354) MY FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A MOON, NOT A SUN, NOT A STAR, BECOZ THEY ALL DISAPPEAR. MY FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE SKY, WHICH ALL BE ALWAYS WATCHING OVER YOU.
(355) YOUR VOICE IS MELODY, YOUR NATURE IS KISMIBAR, YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS COFFBYTE, YOUR FEELINGS IS KITKAT, YOUR MIND IS MUNCH, YOUR HEART IS ECLAIRS, YOU ARE TOTTLLY MY FRIEND.
(356) LUCKY STAR DROPED ON THE EARTH AND ASKED ME TO SELECT 1MILILION DOLLOR OR 1TRUE FRIEND. I CHOOSE 1MILLIONDOLOR BECOZ I ALREADY HAVE YOU.
(357) YOU ARE A DOG “DREAM OF GALS” OK.
(358) 1ST SHIP NAMED TITANIC WAS SUNK IN TO WATER BUT THE 2ND SHIP WAS NOT EVEN BENDING, DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE SHIP, THAT’S OUR FRIENDSHIP.
(359) SKY IS GOLDEN WEN SUN IS RISIN. OCEAN IS SILVER WEN MOON IS SHINING. THE DAY IS PLEASNT WHEN YOU ARE SMILING, KEEP SMILING.
(360) SINGANNA1: MY WIFE IS AFRAID OF WATER. SINGANNA2: HOW DO YOU KNOW? SINGANNA1: LAST NIGHT WHEN I RETURNED HOME, SHE WAS IN THE
(361) WHENEVER I SIT ALONE I JUST LOOK AT MY HANDS AND SEE THE CRISS-CROSS LINES AND WONDER WHICH SPECIAL LINE MADE ME SO LUCKY TO GET A CUTE FRIEND LIKE YOU.
(362) DEAR O DEAR, YOU ARE NOT NEAR, BUT I CAN HEAR, DON’T BE FEAR, YOUR MEMORIES ARE HERE, LIVE WITH CHEER, NO MORE TEAR, AND BE MY FRIEND 4EVER.
(363) LOVABLE NUMBER “143”, LOVABLE SYMBOL “ROSE” LOVABLE PLACE “TAJMAHAL” LOVABLE DAY “FEB 14” LOVABLE ORGAN “HEART” LOVABLE FRIEND “YOU”.
(364) NEVER KISS A LAWYER, SHE SAYS “I OBJECT”, NEVER KISS A NURSE, SHE SAYS “NEXT”, ALWAYS KISS A TEACHER SHE WILL SAYS “DO IT 4 OR 5 TIMES&REVISE IT FOR TOMRROW.
(365) LIFE IS SHORT, LIVE IT. LOVE IS RARE, GRABIT. ANGER IS BAD, DUMP IT. FEAR IS AWFUL, FACE IT. MEMORIES ARE SWEET, CHERISH IT. SENDER IS GENIUS, ACCEPT IT.
(366) I AM NOT RICH. BUT I HAVE A RICH HEART, I AM NOT SMART. BUT I HAVE A SMART MIND, I AM NOT ALWAYS RIGHT. BUT I AM NOT WRONG IN CHOOSING YOU AS MY FRIEND.
(367) I CAN LOSE 5LETTER WORD “MONEY” 4LETTER WORD “FOOD” 3LETTER WORD “JOY” 2LETTER WORD “ME” BUT I CAN’T LOSE 1LETTER WORD THAT’S “U” MY DEAR FRIEND.
(368) HAPPY MOMENTS “DON’T FORGETME” DIFICULT MOMENTS “TRUST ME” QUIET MOMENTS “CALL ME” PAINFULL MOMENTS “TELL ME” FREE MOMENTS “SMS ME”.
(369) ONE DAY SINGANNA DRUNKING WATER……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. ANTE SINGANNA NEELU KUUDA TAGAKUUDADHA? DEENTLO KOODA JOCK KAVALA PANI CHUSUKO.
(370) ABC: ALWAYS BE CAREFULL. DEF: DON’T EVER FORGET (ME). JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVING ME. NOPQRSTUVW: NO OTHER PERSON QUITE RIGHT SHALL TREAT YOU VERY WELL-UR LOVING XYZ.
(371) FRIENSDS RE LIKE A PAGE IN A BOOK OF LIFE. EVERY PAGE WITH DIFFERENT SUBJECT. BUT BEST FRIEND IS THE INDEX PAGE COVERING ALL THE SUBJECTS.
(372) WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY&CAN’T SEE ANY 1 ARROUND YOU AND THE WORLD SEEMMS TO BE DARK AND EVERYTHING SEEMS FAR, COME WITH ME HOLD MY HAND. I WILL TAKE YOU TO AN EYE SPECIALIST.
(373) EVERY FRIEND SAYS I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS, BUT A REAL FRIEND LIKE ME SAYS THAT I CAN FEEL YOU’RE FEELINGS.
(374) MY NIGHTS ARE BECOMING SLEEPLESS, MY DAYS ARE BECOMING RESTLESS, SO I ASKED GOD.. IS THE LOVE? GOD SAID……………………………………………….IDIOT, YOUR EXAMS COMING. STUDY WELL.
(375) LIFE IS A “CRICKET” DOESN’T LOOSE YOUR “WICKET”. TRY TO GET “CENTURY” NEVER FORGET YOUR “BOUNDRY”. EVEN IF YOU’RE “RUNOUT” NEVER BECOME “MOODOUT”.
(376) PEOPLE DIE YOUNGER, BECAUSE GOD LOVES THEM SOOMUCH, YOU ARE STILL ON EARTH BECOZ THERES SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU MORE THEN GOD.
(377) BISCUTWALS LOVE LETTER: DEAR PARLEG TODAY IS GOODDAY. WE KRACK-JACKED, MY LITTLE HEART, IAM IN 50-50POSITION. DON’T PLAY HIDE&SEEK, PLZ MARIE ME, YOURS MASKA-CHASKA.
(378) SINGANNA: MOM NIGHT BATHROOM TALOPU TEEYAGANE LIGHT NENU VEIAKUNDANE VELIGINDHI. MOM: VEDHAVA MALLI FRIDGE TALUPUTEESI ANDULO CHICCHU POSAAVAA.
(379) A MOTHER ADVAISE A GIRL IF BOY PUTS HAND IN BRA SAY DON’T. IF HE PUTS HAND IN YOUR PANTY SAY: STOP. NEXT DAY GIRL TOLD MOM: HE TOUCHED BOTH &I SAID DONTSTOP.
(380) FRIENDSHIP IS THE RAINBOW BETWEEN THE TWO HEARTS. SHARING 7FEELINGS. LOVE+SAD+HAPPY+TRUTH+FAITH+SECRET+HEL=FRIENDSHIP.
(381) DOG WAS CHASING SINGANNA. SINGANNA RUNS BUT, LAUGHING. A MAN ASKED, WHY YOU ARE LAUGHING. SINGANNA REPLAIED, I HAVE PUT AIRTEL SIM, BUT HUTCH NETWORK IS FOLLOWING ME.
(382) DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WHICH THINGS LIVE AFTER DEATH? EYES-31MINS, BRAIN-10MINS, LEGS-4HRS, SKIN-5DAYS, EAR-1OMINS, BONES-30DAYS&OUR FRIENDSHIP- 4EVER EVER.
(383) WELCOME TO WWW.LOVE.COM TYPE PASSWORD. * ** *** **** ***** PROCESSING SORRY MEEKU PREMINCHE VAYASU DAATI POINDHI. TRY WWW.SANYASI.COM.
(384) WHEN EVER YOU FEEL 92%LONELY. 47%BOARED. 40% SAD. 32%ANGRY.47%CONFUSED. DON’T WORRY. JUST PUT THOSE NUMBERS TOGETHER THEN GIVE ME A CALL.
(385) “GIRL” GHOST IN REAL LIFE. SO AVOID “GIRLS” AND FORWORD THEIR NUMBERS TO ME CONTACT:-R.K. NUMBER: 9247403247, 9885993121.
(386) SINGANNA TRAVAL IN A BUS &ASKED THE CONDUCTOR GAVE HIM A TICKET 4 CHODAVARAM. AFTER CUTTING THE TICKET SINGANNA LAUGHED LOUDLY THAT “APRILFOOL I HAVE BUSPASS”.
(387) FRIENDSHIP IS BRIGHT LIKE SUN,
(388) SINGANNA TO HIS FRIEND. “I THINK THAT GIRL IS DEAF” FRIEND: “HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?” SINGANNA: I TOLD “I LOVE YOU” BUT SHE SAID “CHAPPALS ARE NEW”.
(389) FRIEND LEDANTE LIFE WASTE. SALT LEDHANTE FOOD WASTE. STORY LEDANTE PICTURE WASTE. NA SMS LEEDANTE NEE DABBA PHONE WASTE. TEESUKO 1SMS LIFE NI ENJOY CHESUKO.
(390) 10 MESSAGES FOR YOU. 1. HAI, 2.HELLO, 3.I AM FINE, 4.HOW ARE YOU? 5. HOPE YOU ARE FINE, 6.KEEP SMILING, 7.TAKECARE, 8.GODBLESSYOU, 9.BE HAPPY, 10. GOOD DAY TO YOU.
(391) YOUR MESSAGES ARE PART OF MY HEART, YOUR MISSCALL IS BEAT OF MY HEART, YOUR CALL IS BLOODCIRCULATION OF MY HEART, SO PLZ CONTINUE TO CONTACT ME AND KEEP ACTIVE MY HEART.
(392) BEST GIFT “LIFE” BEST TIME “HAPPY? BEST FEELINGS “LOVE” BEST RELATION “FRIENDSHIP” BESTFRIEND “U” FOREVER.
(393) A HEART MELTING LOVESTORY: - BOY: I CAN’T MARRY YOU. MY FAMILY MEMBERS REFUSED. GIRL: - WHOSE ARE THEY TO STOP OUR LOVE? BOY:-MY WIFE&CHILDREN.
(394) I READ THE NEWS PAPER THAT SLEEPING A
(395) A PERFECT LECTURE SHOULD BE LIKE SANIAS SKIRT, WHICH IS LONG ENOUGH TO COVER THE SUBJECT&SHORT ENOUGH TO CREATE THE INTREST.
(396) A TIGER WAS GIVING WEDDING PARTY TO HIS FRIENDS, A CAT CAME THERE, AND DANCED. TIGER ASKED WHO ARE YOU? CAT SAID I WAS ALSO TIGER BEFORE MY MARRAGE.
(397) koll_kenny2c6@yahoo.com FOR US JOBS.
(398) BUTTERFLIES DON’T KNOW THECOLOUR OF THEIR WINGS, BUT HUMAN EYES KNOW HOW NICE IT IS. LIKE WISE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU ARE, BUT I KNOW HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE FOR ME.
(399) DO YOU KNOW FUN IN CHEMISTRY IF YOU DK ENTHANOL, I,
(400) 6BIRDS WERE SITTING ON A TREE. A HUNTER SAW THAT AND SHOOTS OVER TREE. 5BIRS FLEW AWAY. BUT ONE BIRD WAS SITTING. WHY? DUULAYEKKUVA NEELAAGA.
(401) BOOKS SAYS "READ ME MONEY SAYS "EARN ME"TIME SAYS "PLAN ME"FLOWERS SAYS "LOVE ME"SMS SAYS"SEND ME"&I SAYS, JUST "REMEMBER ME" R.K
(402) WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPEAK, MOM UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU TRIED TO SAY. TODAY WE SAY A
(403) THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE WAS THE DAY U WERE BORN.THIS IS THE DAY I NEVER FORGET IN MY LIFE HAVE A GREAT AND WONDERFUL BIRTH DAY WITH
(404) LIFE WITHOUT FRIENDS IS...L-ONELY I-NSECURE F-ULL OF DOUDTS E-MPTINESS LIFE WITH FRIENDS IS...L-IGHT,I-NSPRING F-ULL OF HOPE E-NTHUSIASM. GOODLUCK, R.K
(405) WHERE WORDS FAIL, ACTION SPEAKS WHEN ACTION FAIL, EYES SPEAKS WHERE EYES FAILS TEARS SPEAKS AND EVERYTHING FAILS A FRIEND SPEAKS THAT'S ME. R.K
(406) GOLD MEELA WE INTERDUCING 1 NEW GOLD SKEEM BRING U R OLD GOLDCOIN & GET NEW 1RUPEE COIN. HURRY OUR SHOP 24HRS OPEND.R.K
(407) CLOCKS MAKE A SOUND AS TICK TICK... BUT IT'S NOT TICK TICK... Its REAL SOUND IS QUICK QUICK... BCOZ TIME IS PRECIOUS,SO MAKE BEST USE OF IT...R.K
(408) FRINDSHIP SHOULD HAVE D DETERMINATION LIKE A MIRROR WHICH NEVER LOSES ITS ABILITY TO REFLECT EVEN IF IT IS BROKEN INTO THOUSAND PIECES..!R.K
(409) IF U HAD A CHOICE OF STEALING 1 THING FROM ME WHAT WOULD IT BE?SAY D TRUTH.SEND THIS SMS TO PEOPLE WHO KNOW U & U WILL GET AMAZING REPLIES BUT REPLY ME1ST.R.K
(410) SMILES ARE LIKE BIRDS...THEY FLY FACE TO FACE.MAY
(411) NAMASKARAM! ME FRNDSHP VALIDITY SAMAPTAM KANUNDI, DAYACHESI MERU 1SMS CHESI RECHARGE CHEYAGALARU... DHANYAVADAMULU.SENDER: FSNL (FRIENDSHIP SANCHAR NIGAM LTD). R.K
(412) REPLY MUST & HONESTLY.YOUR LOVER & BEST FRIEND R GOING TO DIE U HAVE A CHANCE TO SAVE ONLY ONE, THEN WHOM DO U SAVE. REPLY HONESTLY. R.K
(413) ON,JULY7TH,2007&7MIN&7SEC AFTER7 AMD TIME&DATE WILL BE 07:07:07&07/07/07 HAPENS ONCE IN 1000YRSOUR GENARATION IS LUKY2 HAVE DIS WOUNDERFUL MOMENT.R.K
(414) U SING A SONG LAKA LAKA LAKA...... I SING A SONG MANASAA NUVVU
(415) IN LIFE, DONT BE SLOW SO THAT"YOU MISS ME"DONT BE 2 FAST THAT"I MISS U"JUST BE WITH ME,SO THAT'WE R FRIENDS' 4 DA MOMENT CALLED"FOREVER"..!R.K
(416) CELL UNCHIKUNI GIRLS KI PHONE CHESTU,BOYS KI MATHRAM SMS PAMPUTHU UNDE TOP-15 MANDINI APPARICHITUDU CHUSTU VURUKODU.DHENIKI SIKSHA KUMBIPAKUM NUVVU TOP 1..R.K
(417) SLEEPYMESSAGE 4 A SLEEPYPERSON FROM A SLEEPY FRIEND FOR A SLEEPY REASON AT A SLEEPYTIME ON THE SLEEPY DAY IN SLEEPYMOOD 2SAY SLEEPWELL.RK
(418) YOU R SO SMART U R BEAUTIFULU LOOK LAVISHING U SHOULD TRY BOLLYWUD OR MODELING U WIL B NEXT STAR. REALLY IM JOKING. R.K
(419) DEAR FRENDWHEN I ASKD U A FLOWER, GAVE ME GARDEN WHEN I ASKD U A STONE, U GAVE ME STATUE WHEN I ASKD U A FEATHER, U GAVE ME BIRD.SO DEAR FREND R U DEAF. RK
(420) 3 sentences for getting success written by William Shakespeare 1) know more than others 2) work more Then others 3) expect less than others..!R.K
(421) I WAITED 9MONTHS TO C THE WORLD..& 2 YRS TOWALK..&3 YRS TOTALK..&5 YRS TO STUDY..BUT I REALLY WAITED 21 YRS TO HAVE A TRUE FRND LIKE U .R.K
(422) "EVERY PAINFUL SITUATION IS A GIFT FROM GOD TO MAKE U UNIQUE FROM OTHERS".SO LET US ENJOY PAIN TO BE THE BEST IN LIFE. R.K
(423) YEAR 1927 JULY 14 TH NIGHT 01:00 NEAR SMASAANAM TELUSUKUNI YEM CHESTAVULE PADUKO. R.K
(424) FRIENDSHIP MEANS U HAPPY I HAPPY U SAD I SAD U CRY I CRY U LAUGH I LAUGH U JUMP DOWN FROM BUILDING, I COME DOWN AND SEE! R.K
(425) IF 100% OF THE PEOPLE LOVE YOU, MAKE SURE IAM ONE OF THEM. IF 99% HATE YOU, MAKE SURE IAM IN THE 1% WHO LOVES YOU. IF 100% HATE YOU, BE SURE THAT IAM DEAD.R.K
(426) ATTENTION PLZ, PASNGERS TRAVLING IN SWEETDREAM AIRLINES R REQUESTED 2 PLZ OPEN THEIR EYES,D FLIGHT IS LANDING IN A SWEETDAY.GUDMORNING HAVE A NICE DAY.R.K
(427) BOY: NA HRUDHAYAM KALEEGA UNDI, VACHEYAVA. GIRL: CHEPPU THIYALA? BOY: OSI PICHHIDHANA! NA RUDAYAM EMINA GUDI ANUKUNTUNNAVA CHEPPULESU KONI RAA....R.K
(428) COME OUTSIDE, ITS URGENT.. I AM STANDING OUTSIDE
(429) A TEAR OF EYES R VALUBLE, SPEECH OF LIPS IS POWERFUL, HEART WITH LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL, AND LIFE WITH A FRIEND LIKE U IS MORE WONDERFUL........ R.K
(430) I HOPE MY
(431) I KNOW STIL
(432) SMALL LOVE STORY: TWO BUTTERFLIES LOVE EACH OTHER...THEY WERE PLAYING HIDE & SEEK. GIRL BUTTERFLY SAYS "A SMALL GAME WITHIN US". HE SAYS 'YES'.SHE SAYS "WHO SITS ON THIS FLOWER EARLIER IN THE MORNING TOMORROW, THAT ONE LOVES THE OTHER MOST" HE SAYS 'YES'NEXT MORNING SHE WAS WAITING FROM 4'O CLOCK .THE FLOWER OPENED.. SHE FOUND HIM DEAD INSIDE IT, B'COZ HE STAYED THERE THE PREVIOUS NIGHT IT SELF. THAT’S TRUE LOVE. LIFE IS LOVE, DONT MISS IT R.K
(433) DARLING CAN I COME NOW OR MIDNIGHT... I AM MISSING U.YOUR'S LOVINGLY “MOSQUITO”... R.K
(434) SARDAR1: IAM VERY KANJUS I WENT ALONE 2 HONEYMOON & SAVED 1/2 MONEY. SARDAR2: U R NOTHING,I SAVED ALL MY MONEY, MY FRIEND WAS GOING & I SENT MY WIFE WITH HIM.RK
(435) A BOY KISSES AND SAYS TO A GIRL: DARLING!
(436) TEACHER: WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER? SARDAR: H I J K L M
(437) LADY DELIVERED TWINS; SURPRISING; 1 BOY & 1 DOG! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? BCZ, HER HUSBAND IS A "HUTCH EMPLOYEE." WHEREVER HE GOES HIS NETWORK FOLLOWS..!
(438)
(439) IF 10 PEOPLE CARE FOR U, ONE OF THEM IS ME, IF 1 PERSON CARES FOR U THAT WOULD BE ME AGAIN, IF NO ONE CARES FOR U THAT MEANS I AM NOT IN THIS WORLD...
(440) GREAT FRIENDS R PARTS OF MEMORIES WHICH TIME CAN NEVER ERASE...WEN LIFE IS BLESSED WIT FRIENDS LIK U MEMORIES REMAIN MORE SWEETER...
(441) I LOVE YOU SEND THIS MSG TO 10 UNKNOWGIRLS N WIN A FREE TRIP TO UR NEAREST POLICE STATION IN LUXURY JEEP. RAHNA, KHANA, AND BODY MASAAJ FREE SO HURRY UP.
(442) THE WORLD IS FULL OF BEAUTY, WHEN YOUR HEART IS FULL OF LOVE, SO START YOUR DAY WITH LOVE AND SMILE IN YOUR HEART.
(443) THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD IS HISTORY OF A FEW MEN WHO HAD FAITH IN THEMSELVES THAT FAITH CALLS OUT THE DIVINITY WITHIN.YOU CAN DO ANYTHING -SWAMI VIVEKANANDA
(444) F. R. I . E. N. D. F: FULL OF LOVE! R: ROOT OF JOY! I:
(445) FRIENDS R LIKE RECHARGE COUPANS, HAVE LESS TALK TIME BUT LONG VALIDITY... LOVER IS LIKE TOP UP CARD, MORE TALK TIME BUT NO VALIDITY..!!
(446) GOLD RATE KEEPS ON INCREASING DAY BY DAY.I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. BE CAREFUL-SOMEONE MAY KIDNAP YOU. BECAUSE YOU ARE A TRUE 24 CARAT GOLDEN FRIEND.
(447) ANY1 CAN MAKE A MISTAKE THAT’S Y PENCILS HAVE ERASERS NO ONE CAN WALK ALONE THAT’S Y D SHADOW MOVES ALONG. NONE CAN B ALONE, THAT’S Y FRIENDS R ALONG. R.K
(448) FROG GOES TO ASTROLOGER: PLZ TEL MY FUTURE. AST: U'LL MEET A YOUNG GIRL, WHO’LL TOUCH U EVRYWHERE FROG: GREAT! WHEN, WHERE? AST: NEXT YEAR IN BIOLOGY LAB....
(449) ABOUT MAN: B4 FINDING GIRL-SPIDER MAN; AFTER FINDING-SUPER MAN; ENGAGED-GENTLE MAN; MARAGE-WATCH MAN; 10 YRS AFTER MARRAGE DOBERMAN. BWARE OF...
(450) LIFE IS 4 U DEATH IS 4 ME BEING HAPPY IS4U BEING SAD IS 4ME BEING TOGETHER IS 4U ,BEING LONELY IS 4ME ,EVERY THING IS 4U, BUT"U" R.K
(451) BABY DONKEY ASKED MOM DONKEY "MOM I HAVE NO ONE TO PLAY WITH ME" MOM REPLIED WAIT BABY THIS DONKEY WIL BE FREE AFTER READING THIS. R.K
(452) IN MY LIFE I LEARNED HOW 2 LOVE,2 SMILE, 2 BE HAPPY, 2 BE STRONG 2 WORK HARD 2 BE HONEST,2 BE FAITHFUL,2 FORGIVE R.K
(453) DAD: PAKKINTI AMMAYINI CHUDARA. .1ST CLAS LO PASS AYINDI... SON:
(454) IF
(455) U R IN MY HEART U R IN MY BLOOD LIFE WITHOUT U IS IMPOSSIBLE... IF U R NOT THERE, I AM DEAD! HELLO, EXCUSE ME, I'M TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN.
(456) A SARDAR AND AN AMERICAN WERE CHATTING. AMERICAN: 90%OF THE MARRIAGES IN U.S.A ARE WITH E MAIL. SARDAR: 100% OF THE MARRIAGES IN
(457) U STOLE MY MEMORIES, I EXCUSED. U STOLE MY LAUGH, I EXCUSED. YOU STOLE MY SMILE, I EXCUSED. BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH RETURN MY DOG'S PLATE....IT IS CRYING. R.K
(458) LIFE COMES ONLY ONCE. SO ENJOY IT TO FULL XITEMENT. NEVER BE ANGRY OR SAD. BECOZ EVERY ONEMINITE OF YOUR ANGER ARE SADNESS. U LOOSE 60SEC OF HAPPINESS, KEEPSMILING.
(459) TWO WAYS OF SUSIDE. 1. QUICK DEATH: TAKE A BIG ROPE, TIE IT ARROUND YOUR NECK AND HAND YOURSELF. 2. SLOW DEATH: TAKE A SMALL ROPE, TIE IN ON GIRLS NECK AND MARRY.
(460) TEACHER: WHAT ARE SOME PRODUCTS OF
(461) BUTTERFLY LIVES ONLY FOR 4DAYS. BUT STILL IT FLIES JOYFULLY CAPTURING MANY HEARTS. EACH MOMENT IN LIFE IS INDEED PRECIOUS. LIVE IT FULLY. LIV IT LIVELY.
(462) I ASKED A FLOWER, GOD GAVES A GARDEN, I ASKED DROP OF WATER GOD GAVES AN OCEAN. I ASKED A FRIEND, GOD GIFTED YOU.
(463) SIX BIRDS WERE SITTING ON A TREE. A HUNTER SAW THAT AND SHOT OVER TREE. 5BIRDS FLEW AWAY. BUT ONE BIRD WAS SITTING…… WHY? NEELAGE KOVVU YEKKUVA DANIKI KUUDA.
(464) FRIENDS ARE LIKE FISHES. YOU HAVE TO SIT PATIENTLY 4A LONG TIME TO CATCH A NICE ONE. JUST LIKE I CAUGHT U. BETTER STAY NICE. OR I WILL FRY.
(465) NOBODY TEACHES SUNRISE, FISH TO SWIM, BIRD TO FLY, PLANT TO GROW, CHILD TO CRY, AND NOBODY TEACHES HEART TO CHOOSE A FRIEND LIKE YOU, IT JUST HAPPENS.
(466) IF LIFE IS A GAME, I WISH YOU TO WIN. IF LIFE IS A JOURNEY, I WISH YOU TO WALK ON ROSES. IF LIFE IS A JOY, I WISH YOU 2 ALWZ SMILE. HAVE A GREAT & SUCCESSFULDAY.
(467) GO TO MAIN DOOR, LOOK OUTSIDE, SOMEONE IS WAITING FOR U. FOUND ... "THE MOON" ...YES... I'VE SENT “THE MOON"TO SAY U'GOOD NIGHT'.
(468) WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PROBLEM & TALENT? 2 BOYS LOVE 1 GIRL= PROBLEM..! 1 BOY LOVE 2 GIRL= TALENT..!
(469) I WISH YOU A FANTASTIC JANUARY, LOVABLE FEBRUARY, MARVELOUS MARCH, FOOLISH APRIL, ENJOYABLE MAY, SUCCESSFUL JUNE, WONDERFUL JULY, INDEPENDENT AUGUST, TASTYEST OCTOBER, BEAUTIFUL NOVEMBER, HAPPIEST DECEMBER. HAVE A VICTORIOUS YEAR...I WISH U HAPPY YEAR 4U R.K
(470) EVERY BAD SITUATION WILL HAVE SOMETHING POSITIVE... EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK IS CORRECT TWICE A DAY.THINK OF THIS AND LEAD YOUR LIFE. R.K
(471) I AM SENDING U 11 FLOWERS 1ST FOR UR BEAUTY 2ND ONE FOR UR TALENT 3RD ONE FOR UR CUTE NESS 4TH ONE FOR UR LOVE 5TH ONE FOR UR CARE 6TH ONE FOR URFFECTION 7TH ONE FOR UR BEAUTIFULL SMILE 8TH ONE FOR UR FRANKNESS 9TH ONE FOR UR HONESTY AND KEEP THE REMAINING 2 FLOWERS IN UR 2 EARS.....R.K
(472) PUTTING U THRU A BLOOD TEST. TESTING...TEST IN PROGRESS...TESTING OVER! RESULT: SORRY...U HAS NO BLOOD. U R MADE OF ONLY HONEY. THATS Y U R SO SWEET !R.K
(473) ARGUMENT BETWEEN BRITISH AND INDIAN: BRITISH: WE HAVE SPOILED YOUR
(474) 123 456 789 012 THAT’S GOOD TOMMOROW I WILL TEACH U ATOZ.
(475) JUST CHECK A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z DO I MISS SOMETHING? YES! I AM MISSING...”"U""R.K
(476) ATHISA, AISA, ATHEA, AWAYA, ATOA, ASAYA, AYOUA, AGOODA, ANI8A, AINA, AAA, ANEWA, ASTYLEA, CAN U UNDERSTAND THIS? PLZ ERASE FIRST AND LAST LETTER.R.K
(477) IF KISSES WERE WATER I WILL GIVE U A SEA, IF HUGS WERE LEAVES, I WILL GIVE U A TREE. IF U LOVES A PLANET I WILL GIVE U A GALAXY. IF FRIE NDSHIP IS LIFE,I WILL GIVE U "MINE" R.K
(478) 5 LOVABLE WORDS- "I AM ALONE WITHOUT U", 4 PLEASANT WORDS- "I CARE 4 U", 3 SWEET WORDS- "I MISS U", 2 SPECIAL WORDS- "DEAR FRIEND", 1 IMPORTANT WORD- "U"R.K
(479) ONE GIRL PRAYING GOD GIRL: MY GOD PLZ GIVE ME A CARING, LOVING, INTELLIGENT, SMART, TALENTED, SWEET GUY AS MY HUSBAND.GOD: THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE BCOZ ALREADY1000 GIRLS ARE PRAYING FOR ABHIRAM (ITS ME) HOW CAN I MANAGE. R.K
(480) I TOLD U TO CLOSE
(481) WORLD SURVEY WAS DONE 2 SEE HOW MANY GIRLS WANTED 2 MARRY "ME" 3%SAY-YES, 0%SAY-NO, 97%SAID- STOP JOKING, WE ARE NOT THAT MUCH LUCKY.
(482) MAN FALL IN LOVE ITS NATURAL! COW EATING GRASS ITS OK! BUT MONKEY READING THIS MSG! IT’S UNBELIEVABLE! STILL READING AMAZING... R.K
(483) GOOD THINGS COMES TO THOSE WHO WAIT. BETTER THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO TRY. BEST THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE...IN THEIR EFFORTS. R.K
(484) A GOOD MESSAGE FOR A GOOD PERSON FROM A GOOD FRIEND FOR A GOOD REASON AT A GOOD TIME ON A GOOD DAY IN A GOOD MOOD TO SAY. . GOOD DAY R.K
(485) HEY MOON DIM
(486) TEACHER TELLS A STUDENT A=B, B=C IMPLIES A=C. TEL ME AN EXAMPLE. STUDENT REPLIES- I LOVE U, U LOVE
(487) BIN LADEN'S SON WAS STUDYING IN AN
(488) THE SWEETNESS OF CHOCLATE REMAINS IN TONGUE FOR MINUTES BUT THE SWEETNESS OF A SWEET PERSON LIKE U REMAINS IN HEART FOR EVER. TILL THE LIFE ENDS.R.K
(489) SOME PEOPLE HAVE NICE EYES, SOME PEOPLE HAVE NICE SMILES, OTHERS HAVE NICE FACE, BUT YOU HAVE ALL OF THEM WITH NICE HEART.
(490) GIVE
(491) A DAILY THOUGHT... A SILENT TEAR...A CONSTANT WISH THAT U R NEAR... WORDS ARE FEW BUT THOUGHTS R DEEP MEMORIES OF OUR FRIENDSHIP
(492) ALWAYS START
(493) SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS “S M S” SMS S-UCCESSFULL M-ORNING S-TARTS NOW WITH MY MESSAGE...
(494) IT’S MONSOON & I AM SURE YOU MST BE VERY HAPPY. YOU MUST BE FEELIN LIKE GOIN OUT, DRENCH YOURSELF SING SONGS, SPLASH WATER & FIND SUM 1 SPL.. RITE? EVRY FROG FEELS LIKE THIS.
(495) FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A DEGREE 2 START & FINISH WITHIN 3 OR 4 YEARS IT’S A LIFETIME COURSE NOT JUST 2 STUDY BUT..ALSO 2 FEEL, FIGHT, LOVE & LIVE.GDMG, HAVE A NICE DAY.
(496) 2 GOLDEN Phrases of friendship: "Don't believe the doubted One"... & "Don't doubt the believed One"...! That retains friendship for a longer time.
(497) ROUDY ANTS GROUP SAT
(498) LOVE IS THE SECOND MISTAKE CREATED BY GOD. AND OF COURSE GIRLS ARE THE FIRST. BUT THE FACT IS THAT BOTH ARE BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES......!
(499) PATIENT AFTER EYE OPERATION:"DR KALLU KANIPISTALEVU" DR-NURSE BATTALU IPPEI. DR-IPPUDU KANIPISTUNDA? PATIENT: "LEDU" DR- "BHADCOO MARI SULLI ENDUKU LECHINDI RAAA.
(500) 1 DAY JR N T R ASKED DAD WHY I BORN SO FAT, DAD: 1 DAY I SAVED A PIG FALLING FROM HILL THEN IT SAID “CHACCHI NEE KADUPUNA PUDATA NAYANA" KEEP SMILING.
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